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a get the light bulb no jokes, swing it, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Drink it, visit, alien phenotype, green mist, Midas
Every rhymes I split turned amazing (Sing it)
(One, two)
(One, two, three, four)

I don't need a spotlight
I've got a 60 watt bulb
It shines a light on the music I like
It shines a light
The invention of the electric light bulb is a significant milestone in human history. It has transformed the way we live and work, providing us with
somebody help me
I'm lost outside and stranded in the cold
I gave my everything
Now I just need a way to get back home

I need a light bulb light hulb
How
In my light bulb
All the problems that im having is insane
In my light bulb
All the feelings that im having is insane
In my light bulb
o-o-oh, o-o-oh
The lamp bulbs's always broke
For the life of me I could not see
But I heard a brand new joke.

Two man were standing on a bridge
One jumped and screamed you
always lingers
You ask me for a light I wish I had one tonight
But the bulb's burned out and it's lonely underground 

There's a stain between your index
If you make my day
I will make your work
A little bit better

If you make my work
I will make your life
A little bit brighter

I'm a light bulb, yeah
read
Behind the curtain in the yellow bulb light
In the yellow bulb light, in the yellow bulb light
In the yellow bulb light, in the yellow bulb light
that no one claims to have written
Delete grime
Light bulbs in a light bulbs' house
Searching for a light bulbs spouse
To overshine by moving closer
This
niggers smoking light bulbs (Smoking light bulbs)

Take it back to the South yeah
I drip too hard when I rock Vans, they gon' bow down (They 'gonn bow down)
LIGHT BULB
WRITTEN & PRODUCED BY JOHNNIE B. MARSHALL, JR.

There were signals, there were sparks, couldn’t stop cupid’s darts
I dun really struck it
me "how you gon' trust somebody when you don't trust yourself?"
I mean she right though, .45 like a light-bulb
And I could've died like my iPhone,
yourself?"
I mean she right though, 45 like a light-bulb
And I could've died like my iPhone, but I kept going like a psycho
And I took chance like a dice roll,
hurry inferno man she took it on the floor
Just did leave bout hour ago that ain't even a while ago
Her reply she wanted more light bulb on I'm ready
Bigger light bulbs to light up the sky
Safer roads now with braver poets
In ancient Rome now you never dye
With you we still kinda light up the sky
what they say, this life's a joke
Let's fuck it up let's grab the rope

Come on
My bulbs gone out
Come on
My bulbs gone out

No!
Oh!

My bulbs gone out
Life can come and cook you up such a harsh fate

Never sell your soul cause I won't
Go to a dark place without a light bulb
All of you can roam in
a Swisher, 5 dubs (5 dubs)
Gotta Glo on these niggas, light bulbs
(light bulbs) you got your time
(your time) but it can be time up

You ain't fuckin' on yo
, a bulb
A clue, insight
As to why
Why I am even here at all
Seeker of truth
Of food for thought, a light, a bulb
A clue, insight
As to why
Why I am even
Thomas Edison invented the sandwich
Warm meat between two layers of bread
And he also invented the lamp
Warm light between two layers of lead
Mr.
the lights
Before the bulbs burned out
Flicker

One little flicker of light
Can erase the dark
One little flicker of light
Can erase the dark

Yeah, I
it’s only for the show
And I like to wear them diamonds
Watch them circus glow
Girl I’m on like a light bulb
Are you coming home from the night club?
lighters and light bulbs
Brighter than some flashlights and torches
Brighter than the sunlight shine bright

They say you dull?
Nah you glistening 
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