Lyrics:
unprotected sax into an elevator shaft
That drops and dives and falls from the sky
Taking baby steps in the Lawrence Welk Ballroom
Baby steps in the Lawrence
1961 with the parenthetical (Ghost) added,
as did the Baja Marimba Band (#52 in 1966) and The Outlaws (#31 in 1981)
Lawrence Welk used the original
the yard?
Her evening snack would feed a herd of elk
Then she sits back, and watches Lawrence Welk
I'm taking you and the cherubs, and just like
that I'd feel empty
I'm really tired of this Lawrence Welk shit
Too many thoughts in my head, now
I can't get out of my brain
Think I've been
me tell you about this scene... (we made the scene, that is obvious) ? ? ? ? ? the velvetones think they're lawrence welk.
And Harry James and Benny Goodman
And I suppose, someday
Lawrence Welk will join that elite group
And then there was sweet Bessie Smith
Laying
the men's room:
Buzzbomb buzzbomb tape up loud
Lawrence Welk cranked up to 10
Faster faster in my car
Buzzbomb is my pride and joy
King
well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
If you want to look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
When I'm feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin
because of its liveliness. This song is a tribute to Johann Strauss I & II, Lawrence Welk, and folks from any country who celebrate life with a lively
Pouring water in the coolant so we can try to make it down to Tony's house
Fuck Lawrence Welk and fuck his hometown where we broke down, when we
Broke down
GUILTY!!!!!
Judge I here by sentence you, wigger, to a 100 years confined to a chair, forced to watch episodes of the Andy Grifith Show, Hee Haw, and Lawrence
I was born to be salesman, can't you tell it by the smell of my hairspray?
I watch a lot of Lawrence Welk to keep this creepy, brainwashed smile
smoking crooner
Bar-b-que courtesy J.R.R. Tolkien Jr
George R.R. Martin, Lawrence
Went fartin' in Florence, no Welks
Thank him for his greens and no
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