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A Few Words About the Chinese New Year

Allan Sherman

My Son, the Box

2005

to the Jewish people, this is the year 5726. Which means that for 1062 years, Jewish people have had to do their own laundry.

Now this is a very tender,

And tell me how you're sorry Kyle but this year I'm Jewish
But last year you was Hindu, and the year before was Buddhist
To keep from buying me clothes, I

Over the past twenty five years
Jewish music has experienced a revolution
The size of its audience has expanded like a tidal wave
And it reached all

a prick again? Really
Man? Tell her, "Suck a dick
" like it wasn’t already in
Her plans in advance all the Jewish
Eighty-year-old women that my grandma be

So now it's early in the Second World War
Arise the question of the Jewish hordes
For years they invaded and raped your land
Too much power in

Jewish Christmas with you
Another year gone by
And I still haven’t found the one
I guess it’s harder finding love
Than finding the afikoman
But if you took

Pre-Intro (dry) 
Direction: 
80 year old Jewish Man/Yiddish accent speaks and/or sings the line below; elsewhere throughout SINGS all Chrous/Bridge

The smell of burning bread gave her away
Call for Chinese
I hear they're always open
Oh order Chinese
My Jewish friends do every year
Oh order Chinese
Oh

Pre-Intro (possibly dry
Direction: 
80 year old Jewish Man/Yiddish accent speaks and/or sings the line below; elsewhere throughout SINGS all

Watch How Daddy Ball

Kam

The Hit List

1999

mobbing in big ass whips
Own big ships, floating on big battle ships
Fuck a yacht,I'm trynna own a block like the Jewish
Watch how daddy ball this year

years ago, something very special would occur
This is the story of a faithful Friday evening, wherein a young boy and his dying father, enjoying

Jewish, but I don't want to sound stupid, so I just kept making stuff up. They'd be like, ""What do Jews do on Thanksgiving?"" I'd be like, ""Well, we drank

right now. Jim Breuer show had no Jewish people, he is  a white supremacist Nazi it is clear to this day. If you look at where he grew up 40 years ago,

sorry for your inconvenience

I know Joe Biden's secret
You can never trust Politicians
I'm Jewish like Bob Dylan
We hope Kanye's the next President

They

Jewish like Bob Dylan
We hope Kanye's the next President

They steal the Sunshine year after year
I worship Jesus year after year
Her name's Corona year

the most wonderful time of year
We're running mad with Christmas cheer
Hey, what's troubling you my friend?
It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish (not

call contraband
Carvella, Superga, Chuck Taylor man
Msotra man, Msotra man, Msotra man
I'm the reason Nelson did 27 years, bag full of contraband
Running

have this
Intellectual capacity that I
Possess i'm sick of old and senile people
Running for president we need to have a
Young 37 year old in the White

Parental Advisory (Interlude)

Lil Dicky

Professional Rapper

2015

a Jewish mother, here, but I think you're really underestimating this."

Dave: "No, you guys are handling it, I'd say you're playing your role great

Moses freed the Jewish slaves, asdf
Jewish slaves, Jewish slaves, 
Moses freed the Jewish slaves, 
On Passover. 

He told the Pharaoh let them go,

BRIAN
Did you say -- ex-leper?
	EX-LEPER
That's right, sir.  (he salutes)  ... sixteen years behind the bell, and
proud of it, thank you sir.
	BRIAN
What

New Year Rosh Hashanah
All the gifts from Hanukkahkah
Eggnog and singing a lot about Jesus
Christmas
Woah Christmas
Why are you not a Jewish Holiday

to mass
But Jewish kids get chocolate coins...
Okay, is it just me, or does that one feel a little anti-Semitic?
I mean, we're giving young, impressional

Know I got jokes but I boast of Minne-apples and Jewish Roman apostles 
So I represent the manuscript share it like the gospel
I boast of Minne-apples