Lyrics:
So here's a guy, a guy we'll call him Stanley
And Stanley wasn't terribly terribly manly
I mean he wore pants like everybody else
And his stance
to the floor manly Yoga
Masturbate on Thursdays
Ho! Hey!
Ha! Penis!
Warrior 1! Warrior 2!
Stick it in my ass! Wooooo!
(panting) Thank yo
Thank you for coming
play for Manly
At least you don't play for Manly
Adam MacDougall talks to his thighs
Adam MacDougall likes to step on guys
Sonny Bill turned his back
and I
Jizzed in my pants
I went
Jizzed in my pants
OK seriously you guys can we, OK?
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
a weight i'm a strong guy
Pop that bitch Meg I'm a family guy
Can I just nut in you I'm not the family type
Before I ever eat I got the family right
Oh you
seek it out.
If adventure abounds, there I will be found.
If a damsel be in distress
I will show her who is best.
I am a Manly Man!
Because I don't
God damn
When it rains it pours
Gentleman Jack on my brand new floors
Passed out cold woke up in a blur
Dreamt I was living in the Simpsons world
And I jizzed in my pants
I went to
OK seriously you guys, can we OK?
I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holding
you looked so lost
What a fool I was
You called me manly, so masterful
You called me manly, so powerful
Was I ever gullible
She's the boss!
Got her sandwiched
She got a man but
He ain't manly
He see us dancing
He like hey big dark guy
Hey Big strong guy
Hey Big tough guy
Big talk guy
Big
a top
Manly, blouses, trade and pops
I don't care
I'll take any guy cause I don't really have a type
But don't get it twisted i'm not that desperate
I'm
did
With your candid camera
Can a can cancan? Yes it can
All the cans in Cannes are
Canuck cans in Canada
Manly cans in Canberra in canoes
Grabbing
and cry.
Don't be afraid to cry(cry).
You could still be a manly guy(guy).
Just cry. Don't be afraid to cry(cry),
let it free fall from your eyes. Yeah lets
even?
Tom: Should I just piss in my pants
Right here? If you guys all
Each pitch in a dollar each I'll
Piss my pants right here now
That should bring me
from that nigga I did it
Once I got some then you know that I quit it
I'm in Atlanta yeah I love my city
They hit my line and i'm bringing em with me
Got
& roll tonight
Alright
I
Don't want to change my pants
Not gonna change my pants
Never change...
I'm back in brown again
They are my trusted
ain't for sale
You say I talk too loud
When i'm with your crowd
No speak when spoken to
You criticize my dance
when I get in your pants
tough love
a manly moustache
He's the underdog in overalls (Wahoo)
So when those spooky spirit's
Need some spankin' he'll be the man you
Can be thoroughly thankin'
skinny white pants on!
High five the homeless guy,
Wasn't really sure if he was dead or alive,
But I high-fived the homeless guy,
As he drifted out
turned the tables
What if I tried to be like them guys?
Would anyone even bat an eye?
Did I do something wrong?
Am I not manly or?
Maybe if I'll be comme
find it, if you stuff it down your pants
No guy would ever do this, unless he was in a funk
Put an alligator down your pants and it’ll bite off all
and jumped in the pool
She threw her pants over there by the little table
Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het panties
(he told me later the stuff
together
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night
And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such
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