Lyrics:
CRISPY CRITTER (lyrics)
Copyright 2022 Stephen
Light ‘em if you got ‘em
I’ve got a tail to tell
I’ve got a friend
My best cohort
They call him
dee da
Call the niggas up at PETA
They kidnapping the critters but I
Come to bring 'em freedom
I'm looking for the chaos
Collecting all the emeralds
You
Creepy crawly creepy crawly creepy crawly critters
Dad finds roly polies
Under rocks by the creek
Sometimes we gets lucky and see a millipede
want to see my friend
Take a step towards the light again
Don't be so frightened
I know it's safe inside your den
But I want to see you
The critters
my hand and look away
Critter come on and dance with me
Critter come on and dance with me
Critter come on and dance with me
Critter come on and dance
drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that lady
them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet
He says, "Sagittarius, we has arrived.
"Prepare to disembark, men.
"Get the incense goin'
All God's critters got a place in the choir
Some sing low, some sing higher
Some sing out loud on the telephone wire
And some just clap their hands,
should've.
I'm just a low down critter who never did any good.
I'm just a low down critter who never did any good.
I spend my life working up a sweat
CHORUS:
There's some critters in my garden and I want 'em to get out
I got some starters starting and I got some veggie sprouts
I got a guard dog
Now Pecos Bill was quite a cowboy down in Texas
Why, he's the Western Superman to say the least
He was the roughest, toughest critter, never known
All God's critters got a place in the choir
Some sing low, some sing higher
Some sing out loud on the telephone wires
And some just clap their hands,
EL PUEBLO ES DE HIELO
MI CABEZA TAMBIÉN
NECESITO UN TIEMPO
PARA SENTIRME BIEN
LOS LLAMO A LOS CRITTER
QUE SE PREPAREN BIEN
PORQUE HOY ES DOMINGO
spitting this acid
Aptly airing all annoying asses
Bout bash a brain or two with back-fists
Cap a critter, catch a knee like I'm Kaepernick
Bout to stretch
Tell them mangy critters get off of your couch
Put 'em on a leash, uh huh, hit the streets
Take them to the waterin' tree, yeah
Walk your dogs put 'em
impolite to fight
Chorus:
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee
Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee
Those little
impolite to fight
Chorus:
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee
Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee
Those little
Critter what you doing?
You make the hairs on my neck stand upright
Critter rumour has it
You tried to beat my brother in a fight
The whole 6ft 6
in the creek
For the crickets and the critters and the squirrels
Shake it to the moon, shake it for me girl
Aw, country girl, shake it for me
life on Earth
You never know what might spawn from the dirt
Humans like to hurt so critters stay on high alert
This is life on Earth
You never know what
Why
So lost in feces
Why
Again in pieces
Conscience eaters
Sneaky critters
And all that withers
Within me triggers
Lives
Why
Nothing's for free
Why
himself. So, you can hold that W
It didn't sound good either though. Nah
I'm telling you critters to back up
Yeah, we living different but none of y'all
in the creek
For the crickets and the critters and the squirrels
Shake it to the moon, shake it for me girl
Aw, country girl, shake it for me
what-what-what)
Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh (what-what-what, what-what-what)
I told y'all fibbers, all of y'all critters
Don't be contemplating my figures
'Cause I
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