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you, fucking idiot,
No thank you, fucking idiot,
Yea I think you’re a fucking idiot,
No help you’re a captain obvious!

You say your ideas are grand

that ball, as many times as I like
Cause when it goes in the air, I’ll be ready for a fight
Unless you miss the serve
Well, thank you, Captain Obvious

will be women, well anything with a pulse
We'll get obnoxious, we'll get up close and convulse
It's alright, here's Captain Obvious

Well it's showtime

Well good morning captain obvious
What do you have to show?
Flipping quarters for a profit
Clutch your pockets as they grow
And you'll never be

the beginning stage is over
Get the fuck over
Move over
It's over
It's over
There won't be any leftovers
I just keep on using the word over
Thank you captain

getting rich
Visions of my mental cleared
Own this level of opulence
Strategically, through the use of common sense, Captain Obvious
Can't you see this

Hotels.com, captain obvious
Instantly G, you might find we synonymous
Nigga beep, beep, my rhymes is autonomous
Wanna be me, light fires with yo mind and shit

In your way
Cats flow in call the police
Guys break up them cuffs 
Fight Tie Domi
Moore like Paul Coffey
Defend open sesame

Captain obvious you

BOY CAUSE IM ON MY P AND Q's
And I'm just not that kind of guy
If it's for  me then it is for me
I guess that's captain obvious
I use the music to set

a condenser mic equipped 
With a broken popper stopper that Rests on top of it 
The opposite of a prophet I'm Captain obvious with a macintosh 
And I record my

Johnny Appleseed, Spreadin' seeds all around me, round me, round me, round me
Hello Captain Obvious
I'm hopin by now you'd-a found me, found me, found me

captain obvious
When I'm slurring off the sticks
Conscious is
In my skin like body pins
Game of life I bought the shit
Yeah I did though
Pistol loaded quick

whole world 
do you get me
Il take you to my homeworld 
if you let me 

Call me captain obvious
Let me pitch a hypothesis
Ya we on the Hypotenuse 
For

is in a need of a repair. 
Now, everybody's a critic, but can you spot me a minute 
before you call me a cynic here, captain obvious? 
Let me finish.

like Roddy Ricch
Last of my kind, bitch, you can't copy this
Tryna touch an M ASAP, on some Rocky shit
Told her I'm the GOAT so
I guess I'm Captain

getting more wealthy, the amarelle
Truth sour as some old chili, but not ideally
Captain Obvious! Just saying what's on my mind
If we had a lil love, then

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Ouuu ye I’m lit 
(No duhhhh)

Look at Captain obvious 
(Who he with!?)

Rollin with the posey 
In my bag I got a mic 
It

rap and
Trap rap gets the most play
So I'ma sip Caprisuns, sky is still blue
Captain obvious is surfin all the waves
(dude nice trick) nice day, well

my eyelids
But sometimes i feel like it's best to be quiet
You know I'm the best
Captain obvious
Give my flow back i just said you can barrow it
My

Blake you pretty nice, well thank you captain obvious
With thesis's like that
You should've won a Nobel Peace Prize
Manifest destiny all of this is heaven

obnoxious, 

But our suffering is biblical 

Don't make me Captain Obvious. 

I'm not saying like it, I don't, 

But imagine Jesus telling God the Father I

not enough
I can't feel fine when I'm lost
Captain obvious you just a trash
When I get down I just get up
Tears of nothing came just for us

Cause I

Hear me man they copy this
How they moving it's the sloppiest
Can't hang with me with sloppiness
I told them I can't hang with them
I think I'm Captain

audacity
To doubt me, I put my all my heart in every single piece
Self doubt of my own character I think the least
Look at captain obvious I have to drink