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the guys (Gang)

Only thing I hate about them
Airports is the lines
And them dirty ass dogs
Fuckin' up my dripper-thon (Them mutts)
They gon' give me TSA
I got that I got that Bomb pussy
You a broke bitch (That's why he fuck with me)
Haha a joke bitch (That's why he fuck with me)
My bread a loaf bitch
Like I'm building airports
Hell yeah money talks
But that shit don't make no jokes
I be hunting down them bans
There he go
Yeah your boy ain't no baker
all a fucking joke

I'm a short skinny femboy connoisseur
Fuck them in a airport, fuck them in a sewer
I'm a crusty nasty virgin non sex doer
But still,
Tel Aviv. Now this happened because I had brought some small stage bombs to Israel as props for this performance and the Israeli promoter was very
malls 
And airport halls
And all these schoolgirls 

I'm not asking
You're not telling
He's not dead
He only looks that
Way I know it
Take me out
so
I'm a ticking time bomb, you're the payload
Set to explode when the day go
You joke about Las Vegas and drunk weddings
But really you don't want
a ticket
And you can't make jokes about bombs or guns, or Osama bin Laden
They take that seriously

Pick a city they'll get you there
It's not half the time,
We on that Bomb Sh!t
We on that Bomb Sh!t
If you ain't on what we on you on the wrong shit
We on that Bomb Sh!t
We on that Bomb Sh!t
If you ain't
Suicide bombers heading to
The airport of Zaventem
7:58 AM at
The airport of Zaventem

Although who those men are
Although who those men are
No bomb
of the president
Tappin’ my phone whose crews abused
I stand accused of doin’ harm

'Cause I’m louder than a bomb
Come on
I’m louder than a bomb
Come on

I am
I was sitting at the airport as my phone died
And i knew i kept waiting on you
And i know i fucked it up Big Time
But i hope you see trough

That you
sniffed J-Lo's ass and got too touchy-feely
She let loose a bomb that was bigger than "Gigli" 

I keed, I keed!
(He just make a little joke)
I joke with you
a movie star (c'mon)
Play the game and take the band real far (c'mon)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon)
Pick a fight at an airport bar
the history
I sniffed J-Lo's ass and got too touchy-feely
She let loose a bomb that was bigger than chili

I keed, I keed
(He just make a little joke)
I joke
Oh, god, could you stay?
I need you to stay.
I need you to stay.
I need you.

If I'm in an airport and you're in a hospital bed,
Well then, what kind
that motherfucker up then, nigga)

Make my bud the chronic
I wants to get fucked up
Make my shit the chronic
I gots to fire it up
I want the bomb
run joke
Yuh we roll clean when we step out
Every gyal know seh mi decked out
Just touch down from de airport
Fresher dan di breeze knock de breeze out
the airport yeah carry on
Look away for a second in the air he gone
Landin’ inside a the Paris tryin’ to steal my phone
Wild out, wild out, wild out, wild out
touchy-feely
She let loose a bomb
That was bigger than 'Gigli'

I keed, I keed
(He just make a little joke)
I joke with you
(Little dog, little joke)
I keed, I
sniffed J-Lo's ass and got too touchy-feely
She let loose a bomb that was bigger than "Gigli" 

I keed, I keed!
(He just make a little joke)
I joke with you
attitude, latitude, 1973
I'm in deep

My head's on fire and high esteem
Carry my dead, bored, been there, done that, anything 
Oh, the wake-up bomb
Oh,
attitude, latitude, 1973
I'm in deep

My head's on fire and high esteem
Carry my dead, bored, been there, done that, anything 
Oh, the wake-up bomb
Oh,
Bomb in my briefcase, bitch, got a homemade bomb in my briefcase
Homemade Bomb in my briefcase, bitch, got a homemade bomb in my briefcase

Could I get

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