Lyrics:
It's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions, it never needs ironing
Well, it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs,
It's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions, it never needs ironing
Well, it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs,
an orchestra behind me
But I will do my best
As a solo artist tonight
I stayed up all night last night
Wondering what I might say to
This august assembly
Never could follow instructions
Never could do what I'm told
Always had a few parts left over
Always wanted to be so bold
Some things don't fit
Follow my instructions if you want work
You said you want your booty big we have to make it hurt
Spread your legs wide sink your hips real low put
Life as an elf on assembly line
It hurts me in so many ways
Life as an elf
I work every night
And all of my days
I've never even gotten a raise
self-assembly
That couch has seen some get-togethers
And its share of break-ups
I skipped class on it a few times
Then skipped work as I grew up
It saw a few
Arriving in at work behind
Speed up the assembly line
Don't force units together
Follow the instruction sign
This isn't happening a fourth time
Who the fuck are we
It's time for introduction
My name is Kyle
This is my musical production day to day I work in minor construction
Assembly technician
assembly required, instructions not included,
Black I then broken, sometimes, more feel, nah, nah, nah, take this off, that goes here, put this piece back
fuckin' (yeah)
It's been awhile, she been turned down, had to give the bitch instructions (instructions)
Use two hands when you suck it, like a Birkin
in us
These basic instructions I make it up Just like I'm making love
The universe I can turn space to dust Just like I made it up
I do the work, I
place
And scientists control the human race,
When we assume authority of human chromosomes,
And assembly-line women,
Conveyor-belt men,
Settle down in
Assembly for some reason
I always lose a dream, and I can't sleep without doing this
So I began writing this at 3 AM when I woke up
It's hard to go into
Halloween
He don't smell what you cook and esteem
He hate your solemn assemblies
Amos chapter five, twenty-one through twenty-three
Jeremiah chapter ten, one
Ok, you're following a straight line
you went the long way that isn't mine
ok keep cleaning on the back yard
you always work work work hard
you are
to be
No ya gotta have a PHD in mechanical assembly
And I'll never be able to
Read instructions in Taiwanese
Since they don't make the toys themselves
You just popped in the Kanye West
"Get Right For The Summer" workout tape
And ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly
You might be able
You just popped in the Kanye West
"Get Right For The Summer" workout tape
And ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly
You might be able
assembly line
Ben Sharpa & Konfab
KONFAB
the fastest win doe like glass walls it's no competition
fronters fall back the last shall be pole position
up then
But if she wanna rock with a player
She gonna have to follow my instructions
Like
Move that body like
Work that body girl like
Twist that body
Know She's Gone
Hey, Buddy, If You're Askin' Me
Love Don't Work, Love Won't Work That Way
It's A Two Heart Assembly Line
Workin' Nights
like Donahue
Clowns, they belong on Comic View
That's why the feds onto you
When they form they assembly's
You stuck on the block like the ave. got
Slacker, a person who shirks his work or duty
A person who evades military service in the wartime
Hehehehehe, I know one thing man
I'm gonna have
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