FUCK YOGA!

Lisa Lilliehöök

Hi there, I don't "know" music, but obviously, I listen to a lot of music. I'm a screenwriter, and I love playing with words. This song is partly self-lived, I got mad one day and wrote it down. Best regards, Lisa

Year:

2018

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F*CK YOGA!
 
We've been friends forever.
But before you were thoughtful and clever.
But lately, it's been more affliction
and no affection!
Now we REALLY have a bad connection!


Your answer to everything is the same:
I've got my self to blame!
For not exercising, especially yoga!
Right now this is not my life's aim:
To get a body supple and toned
I'd rather get stoned!

So: F*CK YOGA!
It's NOT a universal solution!
That's just an ILLUSION!

You patronize me with this advice,
all I feel is despise!
I tried to END my life!
Even THEN you didn't realize,

That yoga is NOT a universal solution!
it's just an ILLUSION!
 
 
I suffer from serious depression.
I can't sleep at night.
In a therapy session,
I told him about your yoga obsession.
Perhaps you are more disturbed than me?
Can't you just let me be!

So: F*CK YOGA!
It's NOT a universal solution!
That's just an ILLUSION!

I'd like to call you a C.U.N.T!
But you don't have the depth or the
warmth for that!
I don't even like you any longer.
You're too OLD for behaving like a brat!
 
I can't have a relationship,
but I'm too lost to care!
And it wouldn't be fair,
to try to have children.
I would be a fucked up mother!
Why do I even bother…
 
I can't crawl up out of my black hole,
and living on the dole.
You married a guy who's rich.
Is that the reason you act like a “beAtch”?
 
So: F*CK YOGA!
It's NOT a universal solution!
That's just an ILLUSION!
 
When I've finally got a diagnose,
(I'm bipolar.)
Your answer to my problems was AGAIN: YOGA!
I felt like taking an overdose!

Keep your distance!
You've become a shallow person.
That's something I can't stand!
Even if you reached out your hand,
I would refuse!
Your comments are close to serious ABUSE!
 
So: F*CK YOGA!
It's NOT a universal solution!
That's just an ILLUSION!
 
My dog got run over by a car,
he was the only one I loved!
I got nothing left now,
and you're acting like such a cow:
 
Why do you send me messages,
about how happy you are,
and the most successful person, by far!
What happened to your brain?!
Don't you GET IT? You just give me MORE pain!
 
So: F*CK YOGA!
It's NOT a universal solution!
That's just an ILLUSION!
 
Maybe you mean well,
in your insensitive way.
But can't you hear the bell,
ringing as a reminder
of how you USED to be?
 
A thinking person of interest.
Now you're the opposite!
I never want to see you again!
In this moment it feels ONLY positive!
 
So: F*CK YOGA!
It's NOT a universal solution!
That's just an ILLUSION!
Get that ”BeAtch”!

☺
Lisa