Careless Santa spoiled my Christmas time. Thoughtless Santa. How can I forgive him? Been so good all year long. Bag of money was all I asked him for. Down my chimney it came, my one Christmas wish Landed on my arm and broke it. Careless Santa spoiled my bank robbing scheme. Thoughtless Santa. How can I forgive him? I laid low like we planned. Bag of money was all he stole from me. Down my driveway I came. The place was crawling with cops. Spotted the cast on my arm and they busted me.