I Ain't Gonna Piss in No Jar

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Mojo Nixon (born Neill Kirby McMillan, Jr., August 2, 1957 in Danville, Virginia) is an American musician, known for playing psychobilly music. He has officially retired from playing live and recording, though he does host several radio shows on Sirius Satellite Radio and has come out of retirement for one-off events, such as an event to support fellow musician Kinky Friedman's candidacy for Texas governor. more »

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Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no
Well go ahead and fire me from my job
There's one little think you ain't gonna rob
That's my freedom,     and my liberty

On that last line, play this tab:

Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Them evil peckerheads they done gone too far
I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dying of thirst
Yeah we got to get rid of this evil curse
I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive

(As first verse)
Everybody should go to Washington
We can have ourselves a little fun
You know, they want our piss, I think we ought to give it to them
Surround the White House with a urinary moat
So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat
Get across the stinky, steaming yellow pee pee sea, oh

Chorus

You know Thomas Jefferson is gonna be mighty pissed
When he finds out about this, I said
Come back from the dead, Tom, sock 'em in the head

               Why is everybody so afraid of drugs
               Man they afraid of what the drugs gonna do to us

Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no
Well go ahead and throw me in jail
Ram hot spikes up my tail
But you're not gonna get a drop of no peepee out of me

I ain't gonna piss in no jar

You know Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar.  You know Patrick Henry
didn't "Give
me liberty or give me a urine sample" now did he? Aw we sure enough
rockin' out, Skid.
Huey Long wouldn't piss in no jar! What's gonna be next, the doo doo
police? (Fade out)

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