Shit Boat (No Fans)
Alestorm
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Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic And all your crew look like lego bricks Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
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Written by: CHRISTOPHER BOWES, PETER ALCORN
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