Medical Love Song
Monty Python
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Inflammation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids For quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU That lovely night in June I ache for you my darling And I hope you get well soon. My penile warts, your herpes My syphilitic sores Your moenelial infection How I miss you more and more You dobie's itch, my scrumpox Our lovely gonorrhea At least we both were lying When we said that we were clear Our syphilitic kisses Sealed the secret of our tryst You gave me scrotal pustules With a quick flickof your wrist Your trichovaginitis Sent shivers down my spine I got snail tracks in my anus When your spirochetes met mine. Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis, Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis, Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior you-ve-I-tis. My clapped out genetalia Is not so bad for me As the complete and utter failure Every time I try to pee. My doctor says my buboes Are the worst he's ever seen My scrotum's painted orange And my balls are turning green. My heart is very tender Though my parts are awful raw You might have been infected But you never were a bore I'm dying of your love my love I'm your spirochaetal clown I've left my body to science But I'm afraid they've turned it down. Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis, Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis, Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior you-ve-I-tis.
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Written by: ERIC IDLE, JOHN DU PREZ, GRAHAM CHAPMAN
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11 facts about this song
Artists"Medical Love Song" is a track by Monty Python, a British surreal comedy group. Surprisingly, the group is known more for their television, film, and stage productions than for their music.
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Song ThemeThe song is unique as compared to traditional love songs because it uses medical terminology and diseases to express love. It's a mordant take on romantic affection, showcasing the group’s signature for mixing intellect with silliness.
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Release InformationAlthough Monty Python's music never made it into the mainstream charts, "Medical Love Song", along with other tracks, was released in 1980 in their album "Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album". It was their final album with new material on Charisma Records.
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Multiple VersionsThere are actually two versions of "Medical Love Song" - the album version and the version from Monty Python Live (Mostly). The latter version includes additional verse likely tailored for the live audience.
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Song CompositionThe song is co-written by Graham Chapman, John Cleese, and Eric Idle, members of Monty Python. Cleese and Chapman, known for writing together, often came up with many of the group’s darkest and most absurd songs and sketches.
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Deep Dive into Dark HumorIn the song, the narrator lists several sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in a romantic tone. This is a typical Monty Python approach, infusing controversial and unexpected subjects into their work.
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Pop Culture ReferenceThe song is often used in discussions and commentaries about unusual love songs and the use of dark humor in music. It holds a deep-rooted place in pop culture due to Monty Python’s immense popularity and influence.
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Use in Monty Python Live Shows"Medical Love Song" has been performed in several Monty Python live shows, often well-received by audiences due to its clever lyrics and outrageous theme.
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Connection to Professional BackgroundBefore becoming a comedian, Graham Chapman was a medical student. This background possibly influenced the detailed medical jargon used in the song's lyrics.
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The Notable AbsenceInterestingly, John Cleese did not partake in the original recording of this song. However, he was involved in its live performances.
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Humorous DedicationIn Monty Python's live shows, the song is humorously dedicated to “all those in Perivale”, referring to a place within Greater London. It's a random dedication that adds to the group’s distinctive sense of humor.
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