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Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, accordionist, actor, comedian, writer, satirist, and parodist. Yankovic is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums (as of 2007), recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows. His works have earned him three Grammy Awards among nine nominations, four gold records, and six platinum records in the United States. Yankovic's first top ten Billboard album (Straight Outta Lynwood) and single ("White & Nerdy") were both released in 2006… more »


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2000
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Listenin' to the Muzak 
Hearin' people scream 
Sittin' in the waiting room 
Readin' crappy magazines 

With a toothache 
This is it, pal 
Root canal 
My molars are impacted 

I'm gettin' gum disease 
I'm gonna need some fillings 
Got twelve cavities 
Can you help me 

Have mercy 
Doctor, please 

My teeth are a fright 
Got a huge overbite 
Numb me, drill me 
Floss me, bill me 

You jab at my nerve endings 
It's driving me insane 
Just give me nitrous oxide 
Shoot me up with novocaine 

Help me out here 
'Cause I'm in severe 
Pain 
Please stop for a bit 

Now let me rinse and spit 
Numb me, drill me 
Floss me, bill me 

You validate my parking 
I think that I'm okay 
But you my one more appointment for 
A week from Saturday 

'Cause you came upon 
A little problem on 
My x-ray 
Oy vey! 

It's getting absurd 
Well, I hope I'm insured, now 
Numb me, drill me 
Floss me, bill me

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