Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me
Bloodhound Gang
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Why is everbody always pickin' on me? The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin' I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you've got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you're white but got a nose like Bill Cosby Why's everbody always pickin' on me? Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali I got a schnoz like the ''cause' but there's a lot more wrong with you So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans And my mirror never lies but it always verifies I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But why's everbody always pickin' on me? You took your mom to the prom but got lucky Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you've got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But why's everbody always pickin' on me? 'Cause no one likes you monkey boy
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Written by: BUDDY BUIE, HARRY MIDDLEBROOKS, J COBB, MIKE SHAPIRO
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10 facts about this song
Album Release"Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?" appeared on the Bloodhound Gang's second studio album, "One Fierce Beer Coaster," released in December 1996.
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Pop Culture ReferenceThe song's title is a reference to a 1963 hit by The Coasters, "Charlie Brown," which includes the lyrics, "Why's everybody always pickin' on me?"
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Genre"Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?" reflects the Bloodhound Gang's quirky fusion of rock, punk, and hip-hop elements, with humorous, often provocative lyrics.
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Band MembersDuring the time of the song’s release, the Bloodhound Gang consisted of Jimmy Pop (vocals, rhythm guitar), Lupus Thunder (lead guitar), Evil Jared Hasselhoff (bass), Willie The New Guy (drums) and DJ Q-Ball (turntables, backing vocals).
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Commercial Success"One Fierce Beer Coaster," the album featuring "Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?," went on to achieve platinum status in the United States, a testament to the song's contribution to the band's commercial success.
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Rapper's Guest AppearanceThe song features a guest appearance by the American rapper and musician Vanilla Ice, adding an interesting connection and fusion between rock and rap.
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Peculiar Music VideoTrue to Bloodhound Gang's nature, the music video of "Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?" involves bizarre visual humor and random imagery, keeping in line with the band's unconventional style.
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Song CharacterThe song’s story is centered on a character named "Sweaty Betty," who appears throughout the Bloodhound Gang's discography and is commonly subject to ridicule and humour.
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Album CoverThe cover art of the "One Fierce Beer Coaster" album features a drawing of a bear on a beer coaster, a playful play on the album's title and the band's quirky, irreverent style.
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ReceptionThough not as popular as other Bloodhound Gang's hits like "Fire Water Burn" and "The Ballad of Chasey Lain," "Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?" still enjoys a considerable following among fans of the band's eclectic musical style.
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