I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Bloodhound Gang
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If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Want to see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo Phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy 'Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with 'Super dumb' Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't want to be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he Talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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Written by: JAMES M. FRANKS
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10 facts about this song
Creation & Development"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" is a song by American comedy rock band the Bloodhound Gang. It was included in the band’s second studio album, "One Fierce Beer Coaster" which was released in 1996.
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Controversial ThemeThe song is titled provocatively and uses humor to challenge stereotypes, making it a controversial piece particularly relevant to the LGBT community.
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Song CompositionLike many of Bloodhound Gang’s songs, "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" features rock elements and humorous lyrics, with a specific focus on sexual culture.
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Bands' ReputationThe Bloodhound Gang is renowned for their inclination towards topics that some may consider offensive or inappropriate. This song served to further cement their reputation as challenging figures in the music industry.
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Public ResponseDue to the provocative theme and humorous approach to sensitive issues, the song evoked mixed responses from the audience, with some viewing it as an offensive joke while others enjoyed its irreverence.
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Album SuccessDespite controversies, the album "One Fierce Beer Coaster," which features this song, was a commercial success and gave the group wider recognition. It was certified gold in the United States, Germany, and the United Kingdom.
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Live PerformancesThe band includes "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" frequently in their live sets, and it has been popular among their fans.
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InfluenceThis song, like many others by the Bloodhound Gang, has had an impact on comedy rock, influencing future bands with its unique blend of humor, controversy and rock.
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CriticismSeveral critics and figures in the music industry criticised the song for its potentially offensive humor, though many fans of the band have defended it as satiric commentary.
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Video RepresentationNo official music video was ever made for "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks". However, various fan-made videos and live performances can be found online.
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