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Nick Swardson

Nicholas Roger Swardson (born October 9, 1976) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, screenwriter and producer. He is best known for his recurring role as Terry Bernadino in the comedy series Reno 911!, for his work with Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions, and for his own personal sketch comedy series Nick Swardson's Pretend Time. more »


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[Verse 1] 

I'm stackin,rappin but if I just so happen was itI probably would be posted up thugin, sellin crack are somethin 
I had 2 leave it alone cause the rats are something 
Look kike my return won't be long 
The streets keep asking 4 me 
Young savage on the mound game ova now 
I'm in Houston and A Town where's the muthafuckin crown 
I don't have no fuckin friends 
I'm solo now 
Put my trust and my mack 10 bitch don't let me down 
Just f*ck wit them that's makin me sick 
Sbroil bitches don't want share 
So I'm taking dis shit 
I'm a 110 street cat and had my back against tha hope 
No money, no love,just tears,weed, blood, and hoes 
I'm like slim these niggas don't feel my pain 
A ninety-nine problems and but a bitch ain't one 
Ghetto stories, gangsta musik, thank big labels ain't come 
Shitd we just trying see which one 


I'm so retarded 
And I'm gon all hard and 
My game mutheafuckin bitch brains up 
And I just getting started 
They hate 2 see a nigga ballin 
They rather see a nigga coughin 
But rap money, street money I'm gon see money 
Bitch nigga ragarded 

[Verse 2] 

If the shit ain't funny den I can't grin And if it don't make money it don't make sense If you really 
ain't bout nothing You better zip your lips cause around here stuntin nigga emp yo clip 
My grand so ridickuless You can call me da clips 
Cause I slap all my bitches you can call me a pimp I'm like the hood candy lady 
I got them chips 
I got hoes wit J.Lo faces and Beyonce hips 
2 home boys doin 7 can't wait till da touch 
So many people up in heaven dat I miss so much 
vest up up wit my chest and stomach not becuz I'm scared 
But no they coming i hope they don't shoot 4 my head 


[Verse 3] 
18 riding lacks nigga 
How you hate dat? 
Do it big bad bitch give me dat shake back nigga 
y'all ain't got do shit 
Just leave it 2 me Push record 4 yo boyand lay back and kick up yo beat 
turn up da beat 
A pen paper give me one sheet Put a barcode on it 
Disrebute dis heat 
I got tha biggest fuckin bug buzzin in dis streets 
I know you heard a young savage Trill E-N-T 
But you forgot bout me 
Thought i was gone where i'm gone go 
I run dis mutha fucker 
I'm the spice in da gumbo 
I'm bout my fuckin paper man dats all I fuckin want more 
you gone gets wats mine 
Oh no, you a dumb hoe 
Still good,still can get you right on da down low 
It never snow in Baton Rouge 
I'm da nigga wit da snow 
2 let y'all niggas do y'all thang so I hope y'all been gettin it 
Wat up playa 
I'm da new mayor of da city nigga 


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