Beer Belly Blues
Tim Wilson
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Beer belly blues what color are my new shoes 'Cause my feet and belt buckle are things I rarely see My problem is not my glands, It comes poured from aluminum cans, And Pabst Blue Ribbon's been awfully good to me And honey when you buy my shirts, make sure they're triple-XLs Four or five people I know at work have started calling me Orson Welles I've got endorsement offers from Michelob Light and Strohs, And Junior Samples family called, and they're savin' me his old clothes Beer belly blues what color are my new shoes 'Cause my pants and my zipper are things I rarely see My momma says I'm big-boned I can't fit in her mobile home And Old Milwaukee's been awfully good to me Yeah, I used to be a lean 175, now I'm way over three It's gettin' to the point where my own wife don't wanna slow dance with me 'Cause I like to eat and watch TV, and knock out a case or two Even people like Sally Struthers say that I need to lose a few Beer belly blues are somethin' that I can't lose If Richard Simmons saw me, he'd cry, and hold my hand Yeah, but I couldn't touch my knees if I was sweatin' to the oldies And old Milwaukee's been awfully good to me Yeah, Pabst Blue Ribbon's been awfully good to me Yeah, yeast in general's been awfully good to me
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Written by: TIM WILSON
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