Skullcrusher Mountain

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Jonathan Coulton (born December 1, 1970) is an American singer-songwriter, known for his songs about geek culture and his use of the Internet to draw fans. Among his most popular songs are "Code Monkey", "Re: Your Brains", "Still Alive" (from Portal) and "Want You Gone" (from Portal 2). more »

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Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain 
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far 
I see you've met my assistant Scarface 
His appearance is quite disturbing 
But I assure you he's harmless enough 
He's a sweetheart, calls me master 
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me 

I'm so into you 
But I'm way too smart for you 
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy 
I'm not surprised that you agree 
If you could find some way to be 
A little bit less afraid of me 
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head 
Say I shouldn't kill you yet 

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you 
But I get the feeling that you don't like it 
What's with all the screaming? 
You like monkeys, you like ponies 
Maybe you don't like monsters so much 
Maybe I used too many monkeys 
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? 

I'm so into you 
But I'm way too smart for you 
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy 
I'm not surprised that you agree 
If you could find some way to be 
A little bit less afraid of me 
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head 
Say I shouldn't kill you yet 

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine 
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere 
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive 
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here 

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain 
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack 
Would it kill you to be civil? 
I've been patient, I've been gracious 
And this mountain is covered with wolves 
Hear them howling, my hungry children 
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you 

I'm so into you 
But I'm way too smart for you 
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy 
I'm not surprised that you agree 
If you could find some way to be 
A little bit less afraid of me 
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head 
Say I shouldn't kill you yet 
I shouldn't kill you yet 
I shouldn't kill you yet

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