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STUPID 
Burglar broke into my head, stole everything inside 
I don’t remember how to think, and I can’t act dignified  
On my brain's left side ain’t nothing right, on the right side nothing’s left 
Could be from all the drugs I took, but I blame it on the theft 
I don’t suffer from insanity, in fact I really like it  
When anyone says something dumb, I turn it up and mic it 
That’s great for Captain Chemical – I love it more than Cupid 
Making sense just ain’t no fun... People, we all need to be stupid 

I got both amnesia and deja vu, I've forgotten this before 
I used to have an open mind, but my brains fell out the door 
It’s uninformed and based on lies, but my take is a hot one 
Opinions are like assholes, everybody’s got one   
Call the doctor, I’ve overdosed on stupid 
Emergency, I’ve overdosed on stupid 

I spend half my time watching Fox News, the other half on CNN 
If they ever say the exact same thing, I’ll know they’re both lying then  
When priests molest young children while politicians lie  
What’s the point of getting stoned, the whole damn world is high  
Call the doctor, I’ve overdosed on stupid 
Emergency, I’ve overdosed on stupid  

So ride the short bus while chugging down some intoxicating beverage
Truth is that the average person is stupider than average 
My head turned gray, my balls turned blue, from sex and drug abuse
But at least I know it’s cause I’m dumb, what is your excuse?
Call the doctor, I’ve overdosed on stupid 
Emergency, I’ve overdosed on stupid

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