Partied to Death

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Whitmer Thomas

Whitmer Alexander Thomas is an American comedian, actor and musician. He is best known for his voice role on FXX animated comedy Stone Quackers, and his work with LA-based comedy troupe Power Violence. In 2015, Time Out LA listed Power Violence as one of their ‘Comedians to Watch’.Thomas’s hour-long comedy special, The Golden One, premiered on HBO on February 22, 2020. An accompanying album, Songs from the Golden One, was released via Hardly Art Records. more »

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I can't drink with you tonight
I'm sorry

I understand if you'd like to leave

I don't have a drinking problem,  per see

You see, you see

I guess my problems begin with
My mommy

You see my mommy drank herself to death
And I know she tried her very best
But now I can't party
'Cause my mommy partied to death

That's right

Now I can't party
'Cause my mommy partied to death
To death, to death

What's that you say?
Do I smoke weed? Oh, boy I wish I could
But I could, I could, I can

You see, I've tried a few times before
But the high is no good so no more
How am I supposed to be chilling
But I'm just thinking about you guessed it
My mommy (mommy mommy mommy)

Mommy also had a drug problem
That contributed to her alcoholism
Which eventually led to her death
And I know she tried her very best

But now I can't party
'Cause my mommy partied to death

That's right

Now I can't party
'Cause my mommy partied to death
To death, to death

And I wonder every day
I wonder, "Whit
What would your mommy say?"

She'd say
"This fucking life, it fucking sucks
So have a fucking drink go out and f*ck
Yes, this fucking life, it fucking sucks
So have a fucking drink go out and f*ck"

Say it with me

Now I can't party
'Cause my mommy partied to death

But now I can't party
'Cause my mommy partied to death
To death, to death, to death

Now I can't party
'Cause my mommy partied to death

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