Jolly Rap

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Baggin all these presents
I got hoes hoes hoes
I don't need to lead the pack
I don't have a red nose
I got fifty's on my plate
Eating money for my breakfast
Don't need me any presents
I just need a new dentist
I'm eating all this candy
That I got in my stocking
If you try to steal it
My Glock I'll be cocking
Who's that on the roof?
Hear the reindeer knocking
Put me in a fistfight
Your head I'll be socking

Got Candy on my cane
And by candy mean hoes
I won't take any advice
From you average joes
I'm making so much money
And I still don't got a honey
But when this song is on
I just feel jolly

It's Christmas time
In Chicago
It's Christmas time
In Chicago

Bagging all these presents
I got hoes hoes hoes
I don't need to lead the pack
I don't have a red nose
I got fifty's on my plate
Eating money for my breakfast
Don't need me any presents
I just need a new dentist
I'm eating all this candy
That I got in my stocking
If you try to steal it
My Glock I'll be cocking
Who's that on the roof?
Hear the reindeer knocking
Put me in a fistfight
Your head I'll be socking

I'm hard like I'm fruit cake
Two fist one plate
Gods plan no drake
Orange peel no shake
Cyberbully no hate
Fishing with no bait
Prom but no date
Door to heaven no gate

I'm turkey I'm basted
Santa's drunk, wasted
Eat the cookies, ated
I argued debated
But santa won't take it
I mixed it, remade it
I jinxed it, unlucky
But santa can't touch me

Got so many presents
I feel I blessed blessed blessed
There's something bout' the season
It'll make you feel stressed
Just sit down, relax
Throw a couple shots back
Santa's almost here
He's got presents in his sack
For the good girls, and boys
He'll bring joyous new toys
For years they'll enjoy them
Rebuild, destroy them, rip up, avoid them
Maybe they won't like em
But they get what they get
And they won't pitch a fit
It's Christmas

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