Is It Too Soon If Time Is Relative?
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I don't feel like moving, I don't feel like talking I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today I barely feel like rollin', there's no way I'm rockin' I'm feeling a little Stephen Hawking, hey, hey, hey When I saw him on TV, I thought he looked crazy Then my friend John told me that he's just really lazy So lazy, he could only write a brief history of time He may be smart, but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime Whoa, whoa I wanna be like Stephen, so I'm gonna walk uneven And having a little trouble breathing, hey, hey, hey I'm gonna live by gravitational law I'm gonna try drink a cheeseburger through a straw And make my hand look more like a lobster claw, hey, hey, hey But being Stephen must be kind of a drag It looks like even his teeth are starting to sag I thought he had a tail he was trying to wag But then I learned the tail was a tube 'Cause he's so lazy, he poops in a colostomy bag Whoa, whoa Oh, Stephen, oh, Stephen, you give me something to believe in I don't wanna hear him, I don't wanna see him I think he might have melted in a wax museum Oh Stephen, oh Stephen, are you a robot posing as a human being? Oh Stephen, oh Stephen, you used to give us all a super creepy feeling
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Written by: Michael John Burkett
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