The Mistletoe King
Front Porch Rockers
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He's standing in the corner Bopping to a Christmas tune His eyes are subtly scanning Every woman in the moon You'll be minding your own business You'll just be doing your thing When he sidles up And says Look up He calls himself the Mistletoe King He comes to every party No matter what the day No one knows how he got invited He shows up anyway It don't matter what you're pitching He's going to take a swing Better hide out in the kitchen Beware of the Mistletoe King He's looking for some kissing He says that it's tradition While staring and stirring his drink He might be feeling merry but His little twig and berries Ain't gonna get him what he thinks He's standing in the corner Creeping out everyone But he's not going to ruin my Christmas He's not going to ruin my fun I'll first decline politely But if he won't take the hint He's gonna get my knee And he'll no longer be Known as the Mistletoe King Yeah don't be a Mistletoe King
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