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Floyd Doykins

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Every time I sit my ass cheeks
On the toilet seat
My nut sack splashes water all over me
It's so cold but the bowl's only sorta deep
I'm holding loads so they don't float they surely sink
Splish Splashing two balls in a toilet bowl bath
Kerplunk, they sunk fast
This is tragic
Wrinkled skin rests against freezing cold porcelain
More horrible things start to happen when I start crapping
Doo Doo batter, fecal matter splattering
Slathering my sack skin
So I'm always strapped with a knapsack packed with wet napkins
For crap that gets trapped in the cracks
When I wipe em front to back then
I don't know what to do to clean it up
I think might fill the sink to get pristine nuts
I dip em down
Swirl em round and around
Dab em with a paper towel
Then I'm out
My balls hang way too low
My nutsack is saggy
It's close to dragging
Scraping across the floor
My balls hang way too low
(Yo, Pick em up)
My balls hang way too low
My nutsack is saggy
It's close to dragging
Scraping across the floor
So I strap it to my calf like
Nothings happening
Been through a smorgasbord of board shorts
If I lean forward just a fourth of foot
I'm hanging brain like a morgue hook
My bean bag sags out the back it's bad look
My knee cap slaps me in the sack it's a sad book
Yo, I could never count the times that I sat
On my nutsack and smashed em deep in my butt crack
It's not cool when my family jewels
Get trapped between my thigh and my calf and get smashed
I need some undies that can gather my gonads
Cause my cajones crippled from the constant harassment
It's very scary down there for my hairy berries
Need some equipment that can handle my equipment
My juevos hang way low
They droop closer to the floor
Way lower as the days go
My balls hang way too low
My nutsack is saggy
It's close to dragging
Scraping across the floor
My balls hang way too low
(Yo, Pick em up)
My balls hang way too low
My nutsack is saggy
It's close to dragging
Scraping across the floor
So I strap it to my calf like
Nothings happening
So I strap it to my calf like
Nothings happening
Nuts
Low hanging
Low, low hanging
Nuts
My Nuts hang real low

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