Haunted House Sex Party
Triz Nathaniel
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Halloween Watch out for the ghosts It's ya boy Trizzy It's gettin' spooky out here yall Monsters under the bed Trizzy, Lewis, Kristijan leggo The homie Joni Told me low key About this party at the hipster hotey "The one Times Square or the jawn on the low east?" But she gave me a look that said Brooklyn, ya'meen You know me, like "who all gon' be there?" Fishing for information like sea fare She said "that girl on IG who be in the beachwear" So that was a bet like three kings with a pair We got some bottles that Halloween Like a rich girl doing that Hall and Oates thing Got to the spot and the shots was flowing Next thing you know we was blowing cocaine With some folks that seem old-school Medellin With slopes bigger than this broke nigga ever seen "Oye primo, llegó ya el generalisimo!" Then we hit them skis like we's in Olimpicos Put ya hands up everybody All of yall about to get naughty We got tequila, we got a Bacardi A haunted house sex party Put ya hands up everybody All of yall about to get naughty We got tequila, we got a Bacardi It's a haunted house sex party These niggas started gettin' kinda sloppy so Dame espacio! Gracias bro But then they told us 'bout a after party With some famous rappers, thought it had to be Cardi They said it was Breezy and Kodak Black And they was gon' be doing a duet track But that's a lot of assault cases in one place And should we go with coke-heads to a second location? But we was so wasted we said "f*ck it" Was off to the races to the next function Expectations fueled by the drugs That we took to the face like a apricot scrub But when we pulled up to the mansion I saw Marilyn Manson just standin' Outside with some bands in his hands Making plans to buy some coal from Joe Manchin What? Hands up everybody All of yall about to get naughty We got tequila, we got a Bacardi A haunted house sex party! Put ya hands up everybody All of yall about to get naughty We got tequila, we got a Bacardi It's a haunted house sex party! Inside shit was even more bananas I saw a orgy with your boy DeSantis And some big oil types with no pants But still pockets tighter than George Costanza's Ted Cruz with some dudes from the NRA In the doorway having a casual lil' four-way And before they got up off of the floor they Brought in Dr. Robotnik for some more foreplay I heard a unfamiliar vernacular "The blood of innocent women is what I'm after, yeah? And what you did was spectacular!" Supreme Court in the corner with Dracula Some judge from the one-seven circuit court And Rick Scott with the Shredder in a circle-jerk Saying "together we'll make all the turtles hurt!" Then Mitch McConnell started lookin' all scurred I hope you don't mean me! Relax Mitch, we don't mean you Ok ok, alright, good then, good I saw Josh Hawley with Godzilla Going for that sack like Von Miller "I want more nukes for our foreign troops We gon' kill 'em all, that's god-willing" I saw Freddy Krueger with Rubio Saying "make sure these schools be broke "Ruin dreams for the kids If we can't keep 'em busy with Yu-Gi-Oh" I saw Elmer Fudd with Greg Abbott Trying to annihilate all the wabbits And all the villains from Captain Planet Got they candidates on the ballot But yall the scariest shit I've seen Is still Marjorie Taylor Greene
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