6 Foot D1ck

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SG Dietz

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Never was there
A more ornery man
Than Richard Dick
He was known
By everyone in town
To have the most ignorant tongue around
SIX FOOT DICK
Yea that's what we call him
But never to his face
His entire demeanor's a disgrace
SIX FOOT DICK
If you cross his path
He'll know right where to begin
His greatest hope is to leave your day in ruin

Mama's a Dick, too
But the head of her family
Had been forced to change the name recently (by popular demand)
Daddy says that
He's the real Dick
From a distinguished line traced back centuries
SIX FOOT DICK
Two hundred pounds of flesh
Staring at ye, six feet tall
Can tear you apart with one eyeball
SIX FOOT DICK
It's the only time that
Anyone had ever seen
Two Dicks procreate, and make a baby

Now this here is
A proverbial thing
I never knew no Richard Dick
But if you're six six
Or a lady five four
Hopin' these ideas, maybe they'll click
SIX FOOT DICK
If you allow an inner monster
To control your fingertips
You may be beyond fix
SIX FOOT DICK
Every time you have a choice
With spoken word and online
Choose not to be Richard Dick

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