Drunk Uncle
Gnarly Gap
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The clock says two on a Tuesday I guess to you it's a boozeday But why are you calling me? I helped you once, now it's expected Twice a month, I'm being texted I'm not at home relaxing Why can't you call yourself a taxi? Or you could walk or just get sober It's two p.m. and you live three blocks over. Drunk uncle, why are you calling me man? Drunk uncle, where are your friends? Drunk uncle, you know I'm not a narc so, don't make me call my dad. You're waking up with puke socks And you overplayed the jukebox You've got a crush on the waitress And you're spending a whole paycheck You didn't invite me to the pub man So tell me how this is my problem? Drunk uncle, why are you calling me man? Drunk uncle, where are your friends? Drunk uncle, you know I'm not a narc so, don't make me call grandma
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