Anything You Can Do

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You couldn’t give me a lesson in long distance spitting!

Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can! Yes, I can (can can can)

Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am, yes I am
(No, not!)

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can shoot a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that? So can a rat

Any note you can reach I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't

(Yes, I can)

Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Fifty cents
Forty cents
Thirty cents
Twenty cents
Nah, you can't
Yes, I can! Yes, I can (can can can)

Anything you can say I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without being caught?
Sure
That's what I thought (you crook!)

Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can! 

Yes, I can!
No, you can't -- Yes, you can!

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