Tummy Rosé

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Yo I was at a vineyard on a pleasant day
Sippin' on Pinot Noir and Cabernet
When I walked up to the vintner and I said "okey dokey"
Do you have a chardonnay? I'd like to try something oaky
That's what when the vintner said
Slow down son
Red and white wine don't mix, stick with one
You want a chardonnay? Well heed my warning
If you're mixing up your wines you'll regret it in the morning
I laughed and I said man I know what I'm doing
Therefore this white wine, I will be pursuing
Red and white wine a combination so heavenly
It'll change if your life if you just follow this recipe

I drink the red wine
I drink the white wine
Mix em up inside of me
Tummy Rosé

I drink the red wine
I drink the white wine
Drink em at the same time
Tummy Rosé

OPERA!

Tummy Rosé
Tummy Rosé
People say don't mix 'em, no way Jose
Tummy Rosé
Tummy Rosé
A full bodied wine in a full body

I was at a work function after hours in my office
Looking for some vino to pour in my orifice
Working the bar was Trevor from HR
I said give me one Sauvingon Blanc and one Syrah

Trevor said
I'm sorry you must have misspoken
You can't have two wines you've only one drink token

I said
Give me both bottles and I'll let you touch my boobs

He said
As the head of HR I do not approve
Laura your behavior has gotten out of control
You can't mix wines in a management role

I said
Shut up Trevor, quit being such a dumb f*ck
I'm a classy lady making rose in my stomach

I drink the red wine
I drink the white wine
Mix em up inside of me
Tummy Rosé

I drink the red wine
I drink the white wine
Drink em at the same time
Tummy Rosé

Tummy Rosé, I think I'm on to something
Got the sommelier looking at my belly button
Sniffin' at me and asking me buddy what's happening
I'm just a fella with a cellar in my abdomen

Sloshin' up inside of me and I ain't talking sex play
Wanna see the tannins? Then you gotta get an x-ray
I keep my wine warm, got skin like a duvet
Body looking curvy, cos my tummy is a cuvée

Tummy Rosé
Tummy Rosé
People say don't mix 'em, no way Jose
Tummy Rosé
Tummy Rosé
A full bodied wine in a full body

Your tummy talents don't stop with plonk
Your body is amazing, it what can make you want
Don't waste your money on homeware appliances
Wait until you see how incredible science is

I make a tummy pizza yeah I eat a bag of flour`
Then I drink a cup of water and I wait a half an hour
Then I eat a whole tomato, I eat a pepperoni
And I never buy pizza from a pizzeria phony

And I never ever buy a NESPRESSO machine
I just pour boiling water down my throat till I scream
Coffee in my mouth teeth crunching the beans
The power of the tummy is beyond your dreams

And I eat a sheet of pasta
Then I eat some bolognese
Then I eat a sheet of pasta
Then I eat some béchamel
I eat a sheet of pasta
Then I eat some bolognese
Then I eat a sheet of pasta
Then I eat some béchamel

Tummy Lasagna
It's Big
Scooby Doo Big
What do you wash it down with

I drink the red wine
I drink the white wine
Mix em up inside of me
Tummy Rosé

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