The Wonderful World of Bones McCool
Mentos Leonard
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Hey I'm Bones I'm Bones McCool Listen I'm about to tell you the story of my life Start to finish The whole truth The truth The nothing but the truth I can't believe it's not the truth I'm Bones McCool Now listen here I've got my saxophone But it's broken right now from the last thing that happened to me Which we'll find out about at the end of the story So I can't play you any saxophone tunes, here But I'm gonna tell you my whole life story The wonderful world of Bones McCool Alright, [incoherent] the microphone arghh Alrighty There we go, alright Bones McCool's having a seat, okay Our story begins with Bones McCool being born No one knows where or to whom I was born But I was born up in the mountains to a woman named Janet Now, Janet, she sold me right away, to the navy And there's where I learned the saxophone, out on the navy piers Then I moved to the Industrial Science Museum for the Wickedhearted when I was 24 And that's where I worked for about two years And that's where I met someone who I'll never forget A man of great importance A man who would change the course of history forever A man who needed to be reformed but for whom there was nothing I could do A man who would kill the most powerful, kind, and generous monarch that has ever roamed the planet Excuse me a minute, I'm lighting my smoke His name Was Heebie Jeeber Now Heebie Jeeber was not your typical assassin, you see Heebie Jeeber was Well, everybody thought at first he was a very kind, benevolent man But he did something Something ain't nobody ever got to be able to forgive him for and be able [incoherent] And after the Silver and Gold King met his untimely demise in a mountain climbing accident Bones McCool went down to the Tungsten Village Where he knew the Tungsten King reigned This Tungsten King had been king for about two years And he was one of the kindest men old Bones McCool had ever met He said, Bones, I got a job for you And I'm Bones, and I said, Yeah, what's up Tungsten King He said, I hereby make you my royal saxophonist And that's where I played I played in the courtroom In the throne room In the court of the Tungsten King Tune into the next song for more on Bones McCool
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