Münchausen Cat Lady

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Jenifer McKitrick

Jenifer McKitrick (born May 5, 1966 in Defiance, Ohio) is a songwriter. She was a founding member of bands includingThe Bettys Swingin' Doors , Spank the Eggman, The Outskirts, Orange Sunshine, and Some Girls. Currently living in Ohio, since covid she has been composing and recording on her own at home, and released several albums and singles in 2021 and 2022 after some time away from songwriting was spent teaching. A re-release of Glow on vinyl and cd is expected in 2023. more »

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There's a woman I know who lives in the city
She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties
But all of em are sick and she's always at the vet
The cats got diseases that we don't know yet

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies
Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies
Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights
Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites

Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Seizures in the basement
Vomit in the attic
Diarrhea everywhere
It's psychosomatic
She knows what to feed em to make em look sick
Dog food, tuna, liver, and milk
Chocolate and raisins
And sometimes whiskey
She never even once gave em
Any Little Friskies
She never feeds Buffy now she's just a skeleton
She overfeeds Stella, now she's too fat

Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausencat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies
Felime leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies
Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights
Giardia, salmonella, heart worm and ear mites

Her veterinary bills are in the thousands
Crazy cat lady got Münchausen's

Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Catzilla's got a cough
Sheba's depressed
Snowflake's scratching, her skin is a mess
Fluffy's having tremors
And Snookums'got the pox
The two having seizures are
Slinky and Socks

Seizures in the basement
Vomit in the attic
Diarrhea everywhere
It's psychosomatic
She knows what to feed em to make em look sick
Dog food, tuna, liver, and milk

There's a woman I know who lives in the city
She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties
Her verterinary bills are in the thousands
Crazy cat lady got Münchausen's

By proxy

Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

There's a woman I know who lives in the city
She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties
But all of em are sick and she's always at the vet
The cats got diseases that we don't know yet

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies
Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies
Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights
Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites

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