UFOs
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Here we go... UFOs and oogie-woogie Boogie Man Sasquatch is actually a Wookie man He came from outer space long ago and so far away Liked the woods so much guess he decided to stay Maybe he's the missing link in human evolution But either way in any case I won't be disillusioned The earth is flat the sky is a dome with projected images The pyramids were constructed by ancient aliens Laser precision and alignment with astrology Feasible only with lost Atlantean technology Startling discoveries of these ancient anomalies Have gotten me pondering on the origin of everything Adam and Eve is more than just a kinky website Gave birth to mankind while dinosaurs were alive Joseph Smith is many things but he is not a phony Stuck a tablet in his hat and called it macaroni Santa Clause lost a bet with Jesus Got stuck in the North Pole where it's freezing The Easter bunny met up with Moses at a potluck And hopped in the back of Muhammad's pickup truck Drove it to go fishing for the Loch Ness Monster After stopping by to pick up Odin and his little brother But no messy with Nessy cuz she's besties with Buddha Drinking henny and sangria with their other friend Judas Durga and her many hands drinks for all eternity One too many Mary's getting tested for paternity Uh-oh Joe better get back to your carpentry Cuz child support is about to get the best of ye God is a white bearded man in the sky No He's a brown bearded man in the sky Maybe we should kill each other prove it who is right Killing is a sin but in this fight it's alright I'll have you know that my beliefs are institutioned I know I'm right I know you're wrong I won't be disillusioned Reality check bounced I got mine on loan From a preacher cuz it's easier while my mind roams I won't let facts inform my beliefs That's why I'm not vaxxed like those other queefs Hopped up on those Bill Gates nanos Radiating 5G like Elon satos Sure the internet connection would be better whatever I saw a guy on TikTok magnetic through his sweater Why would let Fuaci ouchie keep feeling fine When Ivermectin is lettin' me feel equine People are dying but I'll ignore my co-morbidity Why listen to the doctor I get better from Sean Hannity They're handing me the answer that I want so I'll believe it Even if it comes around and it's the shit that I'll be eating I feel this way because I am a Cancer And my Tarot reading gave me all the answers But none of it matters because none of this is real We're living in the simulation coded how we feel Free will is a concept invented by the patriarchy Hiding underlying matrices within our hierarchy Cognitive dissonance misconstrued confusion But either way in any case I won't be disillusioned God is a white bearded man in the sky No He's a brown bearded man in the sky Maybe we should kill each other prove it who is right Killing is a sin but in this fight it's alright UFOs and oogie-woogie Boogie Man Sasquatch is actually a Wookie man I'm afraid of what's about make crop circles from the sky Afraid of what's below my bed while I'm asleep at night Afraid to believe what's considered verifiable Afraid to disbelieve even though I'm the one they're lying to It's too much work to do my research on my own So gobble the buffet of misfit answers to unknown As long as those around repeat misguided ideologies I'll reinforce misinformation circle-jerk befallen me And I'll keep it coming immune to other points of view If you knew the folks I knew you'd believe it too They took the sheep inside my brain and coddled and abused it Maybe this explains why I'll never be disillusioned Click bait generation hype level infinite ADD like one two three on Twitter while I'm scrolling it Won't let needs of the future influence my lifestyle Lift-kit pickup ignore the shit that I've defiled The consequences of my actions are part of God's plan It ain't climate change it's His Burning of the West Sit back and idle by cuz it's meant to be Everything on earth God created for me I'd better have a bunch of kids spread my progeny So my ideas will live forever as a sanctioned memory God is a white bearded man in the sky No He's a brown bearded man in the sky Maybe we should kill each other prove it who is right Killing is a sin but in this fight it's alright
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