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the Fractometrist

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I wanna send a message, it's meant to be offensive
Destined to get the opposite gender on edge and if what I'm
Saying is misogynist that's not my intention unless you
Still support Donald, then suck my erection and
If you're offended, just relax, this is the locker room
I'm taking stock of chickens while I'm waving my cock at you
Turn 'em into broth, stir the pot of soup
And serve it with crackers in black kettles to Fox News
That shouldn't shock you, just watch two
Seconds of the devilish rhetoric they're claiming is God's view
Almost as bad as the shit that Marjorie thot spews
They tailor views to brainwash you and make some green, it ain't the truth
Fake news? Not Lauren Boebert's fake boobs
Used to get dollars as a prostitute so she could
Pay for an abortion, excuse me make that two before she
Got campaign donations from Senator Uncle Juan Cruz

These fucking bars will stun Tucker Carlson
Like he was tased by the bacon, this fucking charlatan
Ought to be tossed off the roof of a church in Charleston
The worst sort of human in the universe, bar none
The karma comes in armfuls from the harm he's done
I'm suffocating a mic with My Pillow puns
But I don't kill with guns, f*ck the second amendment
Next you'll get run over by my car like I was Caitlyn Jenner
Now onto the Confederate Flag, if you wave it
You're a traitor to America, because you hate it
I will treat like you're a British cigarette and stick a
Bundle of Bic's in your ass and light 'em you flaming faggot
But wait, don't take that as me being homophobic
I'd rather suck a couple hundred dicks than deal with your shit
May as well take an actual cock in the ass
Republican policies fucked me for so long my ass is wide open

Whoever start a sentence with "now, I'm not racist, but"
I'll punch your fucking face in till it breaks in eight places
You're an example of what a waste of space is
The main reason there is so much hate for caucasians
I have this list of passions, number one is
Actively trashing all these passive Klan-backing fascists
I have this list of wishes, beginning with bitch slapping
Marjorie Taylor Green back to the kitchen to do the dishes
Makes me some goddamn sandwiches, it's adorable that
You think you're a fucking politician but listen
I'm not like the guy you cheated on your husband with so
I won't say "blow me" I'll say "Go home to your kids" and tell 'em
Both you and Lauren Boobert are traitors to America
Treasonous diseases infecting our moral character
Leaving us with reason to alleviate with amputation
Hacking off the gangrenous limbs that are plaguing this nation
If I was your father you'd have both been aborted
I'm colder than ICE, if it were up to me you'd be deported
Just kidding, I'd throw the cunts in prison with
Ghislaine Maxwell and tell her that she's free to pimp 'em
One up Kathy Griffin, get some Mexicans and storage bins
Have 'em jerk off in one till there's four inches of foreign jazz
Roll Trump's decapitated head in it for four minutes
Or until it's finally distinguishable from oranges
Simply ignoring him isn't warranted
Sometimes you can only stop a bully when you torment him
A draft dodging pussy that endorses war and torture
I'm regretting never getting John McCaine to waterboard him
Oh, I'm sorry - is what I'm sayin deplorable?
I forget defense of white supremacy and actively advocating
That second amendment supporters murder their
Opponents is normal - nah, I'm the one who's horrible
Not the one who's Russian to let Putin f*ck him
Not a couple ugly Ku Klux Karens sucking
Donald Trump's dick, probably met him on Epstein's island
I bet they conspired to make it seem like Jeff was suicidal
Always spewing hatred but they claiming the bible
I will be watching you, I'm the Illuminati eyeball
If you step to me I won't say get out my face
I'll just annihilate all of you with my Jewish space laser

I only have violent thoughts in my mind
Cause the environment I grew up tried
To make me someone who wanted to die so I tried
To express them in a sentence everyone was like
"You should be quiet, you'll end up starting a riot
You better learn to fall in line"
Guess what I tried but come to find
All of these hypocrites, they lied
They think it's fine so I'm basically trying to
Make them all cry while I'm raping their minds
Taking the anger and hatred that's caked in my cranium out
And making some fire
Take an empire and burn it alive
Welcome to the horror show where
When I see Republican daughters in darkened corridors
I grab em by the pussy, cause that's what daddy voted for
If that upsets you and if these sentences get to you
Don't be such a snowflake, f*ck your feelings, they're fake news
Let's go Brandon!

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