It Gets Stranger

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Schiz The Gaffer

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Alright, cut the metronome
Alright, turn the metronome back on
Alright, cut the metronome again

You ready? Cuz here goes a verse
I'm about to spit it
And if it gets a little weird or different
Just remember who the f*ck it is
I'm that dude on a trip
If you're not convinced, picture this
I was takin hits from a blunt gettin ripped
And my bro had a zip loc bag full of shit
Oh shit! It was fungi and I had a fun time
That one time on a  mushroom trip

So lets get a little strange with it
Playin with a flame, it's about to get dangerous
Lyrics go straight to your brain
When I'm aiming my tongue like a gun. Bang, bang, bang, bang, in it
I'll stress this. I want to be effective
At penetrating heads with the thoughts I'm directing
Am I telepathic? F*ck that shit. You'd pay me cash for the thoughts that I'm having

Life is strange, and it gets stranger
But I've been deranged, so I'm no stranger
To the ways of the game
And I'm playing it hard

You ready? Cuz here goes a verse
I hate it when I'm driving
And I'm passing the signs
And they're all advertising buy this. Buy that.
But my cards are all maxed and I have no cash
So I'm swerving through traffic
Laughing as I'm passing a fat chick eating a sandwich
And she just spilt ranch on her Spongebob pajama pants
When suddenly she crashes

Life is strange, and it gets stranger
But I've been deranged, so I'm no stranger
To the ways of this game
And I'm playing it hard

You ready? Cuz here goes a verse
I'm a wise guy, but at times I might try some foolish shit
School the kids on how to switch the flow. The bitches know
That I really don't mean disrespect
When I said bitch I really meant to express
How lovely you look in that dress
Are you impressed with this lyrical mess
I'm a misfit, and I do it different
But just to be specific, I didn't mean different
Like all the other nitwits that claim to do it different
And then go on to spit the same old shit
How about this I'll spit it like venom
Or maybe I'll just start wearing all denim
Wait, that's Jay Leno
Funny story, I actually met him

Life is strange, and it gets stranger
But I've been deranged, so I'm no stranger
To the ways of the game
And I'm playing it hard

You ready? Cuz here goes a verse
I take photos like a savage
I used to travel and take photographs of people with badges
That's right, click, clack, and snap
Just like magic forever they'd be captured
In a portrait, and of course this is why I can say
I used to shoot a lot of cops
So you can give me props

Life is strange, and it gets stranger
But I've been deranged, so I'm no stranger
To the ways of this game
And I'm playing it hard

You ready? Cuz here goes a verse
Once there was a man that was strapped to my back in an aircraft
We jumped out and we fell really fast
Then the parachute opened and we landed in the grass
I tell stories of skydiving
Because I'd be lying if I rhymed about things
Like fuckin your bitch and gettin high on lean
Not to be high and mighty, but I am unique
But there's millions like me, and those millions might be the demographic I might reach
I'm not really trying to be whiney but it would be sweet if a label would sign me
So what's the deal with this rap game I'm not trying make the whole industry change
But let's add in a little of the eccentric, and as always I can be strange

Life is strange, and it gets stranger
But I've been deranged, so I'm no stranger
To the ways of the game
And I'm playing it hard

You ready? Cuz here goes a verse
How should I end this
Let's just pretend it's the best song ever, and you want it to be endless
Would it be pretentious if I suggest this
Play it on repeat and then give me a mention
When you share it with everybody on your friends list
That's all for now, but as always, there's another song pending

Life is strange, and it gets stranger
But I've been deranged, so I'm no stranger
To the ways of this game
And I'm playing it hard

That's pretty good, pretty good
Okay turn the metronome back on

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