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The Dan Band is a comedy band from Los Angeles, California, created by actor/comedian Dan Finnerty. more »

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Ho, ho, ho
Get offa the street it's chilly outside
And starting to snow, snow, snow
Baby, listen to me

It was late in December
And she was walkin' her beat
She could not remember
When she'd been off of her feet

Snowflakes were fallin'
As she spotted her date
For Christmas Eve
She had to move quickly
'Cause snow was melting
All up in her brand new weave

Up in the night sky
She heard the jingle bells ring
He swooped down with his reindeer
Saw her doin' her
Thingity, thingity thing

He parked on the rooftop
Of the steamy old
Hatchback Chevrolet
He knew he could help her
He popped an Altoid
And hopped out of his sleigh
And he said

Ho, ho, ho
Get offa the street it's chilly outside
And starting to snow, snow, snow
Listen to me

It's 20 below, low, low
You don't need another
Nasty old Johnny
Payin' for the poonani, baby
No, no, no, why can't you see?

She said
"Damn you got some fresh breath, Dude
And I like your friggin ride
But you gonna have to wait your Turn
I gotta customer inside."

He said:
"You ain't got to do this, baby
Come away with me tonight
I'll give you a job at my place
Ho-in' on the holiday ain't right"
And he said

Ho, ho, ho
Get offa the street it's chilly outside
And starting to snow, snow, snow
Baby, listen to me

It's 20 below, low, low
You don't need another
Nasty old Johnny
Payin' for the poonani, baby
No, no, no, why can't you see?

Maybe it was his tone of voice
That persuaded her to leave
Maybe she knew
She had better things
She could be doin' on Christmas Eve

Maybe it was the girl inside
Rememberin' dreams she'd planned
Maybe it was the 100 dollars
That he slipped into her hand

She got into his sleigh that night
And he showed her the North Pole
She got a job takin' care of the elves
Head of population control
Since she knows nice from naughty
She helps Santa make his list

She loves it there
Santa loves it, too
But Mrs. Claus is frickin' pissed

Ho, ho, ho
Get offa the street it's chilly outside
And startin' to snow, snow, snow
Baby, listen to me

It's 20 below, low, low
You don't need another
Nasty old Johnny
Payin' for the poonani, baby
No, no, no, why can't you see?

Ho, ho, ho

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