Greatest Show on Earth

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The Turkeys

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My father was a clown in the circus
And my mother was a singer on the stage
And I was just a kid in a cartoon world
But I was about to come of age
The stripper used to babysit on Sundays
The strongman used to swing me on his knee
I think I got a taste for the seedy side of life
I guess it shows with the company I keep

And I'll be moving along to the next small town
Just waiting for something to happen
Just remember they pay for a real good show
So make sure you're leaving them laughing

My sister used to be a lion tamer
But now she don't do that stuff no more
After that close call she's now a human cannonball
Well I guess you could say Suzie ain't bored
And my brother oh my brother he's a barker
Step right up he's yelling night and day
And me I'm just a kid in this cartoon world
But I was about to come of age

My father was a clown in the circus
But arthritis makes it hard to get around
My mother came to me said Son don't bother me
And get that grease paint off you silly clown
And the stripped she don't babysit on Sundays
No not since she has finally given birth
To a little baby boy who looks a lot like me
And we're performing at the greatest show on earth

And I'll be moving along to the next small town
Just waiting for something to happen
Just remember they pay for a real good show
So make sure you're leaving them laughing

The Greatest Show on earth
The Greatest Show on earth

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