Donald's in the Hoosegow Now
Harper-Nicole Anderson
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We all know the guy named Donnie He thought he was kind of funny Said he could get away with shootin' people on Fifth Avenue But Weiselberg decided to talk and though Alan got to walk Now Donald's upstate doing 17 to 22 Donald's in the hoosegow now Still facing a charge of conspiracy for trying to end democracy Donald's in the hoosegow now We all love our old friend Rudy, Rudy toot toot tooty Once thought to be the mayor of the USA But then he started getting drunk all the time Got away with all kinds of crime Till Lev and Igor decided to drop the dime Rudy's in the hoosegow now He thought he was quite the card Now he's doing drag shows in the prison yard Rudy's in the hoosegow now Then there's Stevie Two Shirts Bannon Lips looser than a cannon Indicted for trying to cheat all them MAGA folks But then a pardon wiped that away And later came the day Convicted of a contempt of Congress charge Bannon's in the hoosegow now Still wears two shirts day and night But now those shirts have prison stripes Bannon's in the hoosegow Let's not forget old Mo Brooks Stirred up all them MAGA kooks Incited them to storm the people's house Mo thought he would get a pass But then Garland fried his ass Now he's doing time with all those other MAGA fools Mo is in the hoosegow now Charged with seditious conspiracy For trying to end our democracy Mo is in the hoosegow What about young Matt Gaetz His sentencing he still awaits Convicted of child sex trafficking With nudies on his phone Soon he'll be all alone Locked up in a solitary cell Matt is in the hoosegow now He thought he was a ladies' man Now all he's got is his right hand Matt is in the hoosegow now As for the "my pillow guy" His ass soon too will fry For his part in the January coup The subpoenas he couldn't kill Now he's in Victorville Makin prison pillows instead of license plates They're all in the hoosegow now We should throw away the key For their seditious conspiracy They're all in the hoosegow now Then there's John Eastman esquire His feet held to the fire For that phony fraudulent fake elector scheme He's in Victorville as well And they all should just rot in hell For trying to end our beloved democracy Put 'em in the hoosegow now Put 'em all in the hoosegow now They thought they could get away with it Now their lives are total shit They're all in the hoosegow now How about that raised fist Hawley His questioning was such a folly Trying to pin pedophilia on a respected judge The man is such a joke Makes me want to hope We can find some crime that we can nail him on Put Hawley in the hoosegow now Not convicted yet of any crime But we all wish he'll be doing time Put Hawley in the hoosegow now Then along came Ginni Thomas Unhinged as any among us Exposed for all those crazy text messages Putting Biden out on barge Now she will face a charge Indicted for her sheer stupidity Ginni's in the hoosegow now Her hubby did not recuse Now Ginni is singing the Jailhouse Blues Ginni's in the hoosegow now Now what about Peter Navarro? His claims are much too narrow Falsely claiming executive privilege He soon will face the call Unless Garland drops the ball Testify or face a contempt of Congress charge! Put 'em in the hoosegow now Peter's in the hoosegow now He spilled the beans to Ari Berman He's lower than the lowest vermin Peter's in the hoosegow now Mark Meadows, Kevin McCarthy Taylor Green and her malarkey Now Madison Cawthorn's about to join the fray There are more to come I'm thinking but I am getting tired of singing I wish they would all just go the hell away Put 'em in the hoosegow now Put 'em all in the hoosegow now Sam Alito too They should all be singing the Jailhouse Blues Put 'em in the hoosegow now!
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