Microwave Popcorn

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Robert "Bo" Burnham (born August 21, 1990 (1990-08-21)) is an American comedian, singer-songwriter, musician, actor, and Internet celebrity. Writing comedic and satirical songs with a politically incorrect slant, he achieved fame when his YouTube videos took off and received more than 70 million views by October 2010. Comedy Central Records released his first EP (Bo Fo Sho, June 2008) and his first two full-length albums (Bo Burnham in March 2009 and Words Words Words in October 2010). On January 29, 2011, it was announced that Burnham finished #1 overall in voting in 2011's Comedy Central Stand-up Showdown. more »

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Could you turn up my headphones? Turn up my head- or
I'm the only one in here, so, I'm gonna turn up my own headphones
For myself, thank you, you're welcome

Tryna make microwave popcorn
In a microwave
I am on that wave, I am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn

I take the packet out the plastic (takin' out the plastic, brrt)
Reading the directions on the back of the package (ooh)
Orville Redenbacher, you're a savage (you a savage)
So let's get crackin' (tryna make microwave, ayy)
I put the packet on the glass (what glass?)
The little glass dish in the microwave (got it)
I close the door (which door?)
The door to the microwave, what is wrong with you?
You follow all the rules when you're a studious guy (step one)
Insert the packet, set the power to high
Cook for one-and-a-half minutes
To two-and-a-half minutes (mm, kind of a wide range)

Tryna make microwave popcorn (bippity-bippity bop)
In a microwave (brrt)
I am on that wave, I am on that wave
Tryna make microwave popcorn

The popcorn's done (Thank god)
I open up the door, I take it out
Ah, goddamn, that's hot (super hot)
Makes sense (I burnt my fingies)
I open up the packet (the packet)
It smells smoky and the kernels are black, shit (no)
I burned it (no), I burned it (for real?)
Yes, for real
Do you think you're helping by saying all this? (Tryna make microwave)
I'm givin' up (I'm done cookin' popcorn)
I'ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (it's already popped)
I look back at the microwave, wait a minute
How'd I miss this button? There's a button and the button says

"Popcorn" (oh, no)
On the microwave (there was a button that said popcorn)
I am on that wave, I am on that wave (I shoulda hit that button)
Tryna make microwave popcorn (tryna make microwave) (bippity bippity bop) (Jiffy Pop)
In a microwave (guys, stop) (microwave) (ah, got a kernel in my throat, ah) (brr)
I am on that wave, I am on that wave (everyone's talking at the same time)
Can everyone just shut (Christmas ornaments)
Shut up (movie theatre butter)
Tryna make microwave popcorn

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