The World's Most Elaborate Joke
TurtleFrogMan
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There was this lady she was in labor I was her friendly next door neighbor And the walls were made of paper machete I was an unemployed musician Lacking love and recognition And since I couldn't get to sleep anyway I said, "Maybe I should stay here and wait for your husband. If you want someone to drive you I will" She said, "you'd have to wait forever cause I don't have a husband And could never pay a hospital bill" My mouth dropped open and gaped When she explained, "I was raped" And then informed me that her water broke It was tragic and sad And yet it probably had To be the world's most elaborate joke So In her apartment I'm standing And In pain she cries out demanding "take my panties please and lay me out flat" All her screaming was very worrying And around the apartment was scurrying Some cockroaches and a rather large rat I said, "Can't you cross your legs and hold it while I fetch a policeman I could have kicked myself for asking her that Another baby boy was born without the help of policemen Just me and the aforementioned rat Who picked the afterbirth clean Man the things that I've seen Could make an ambulance attendance choke It was an awful sight to see And yet it very well may be The world's most elaborate joke Have you heard the old joke about the musician Trying to be the next Bob Dylan All of his hopes for his future were on that dream pinned Then he rescues a damsel In a wretched condition Who was raped by a dastardly villain And this girl sent all of his hopes and dreams Blowing in the wind! Get it? Blowing in the wind! And so we took a bus to Tennessee Bob Dylan, the neighbor and baby makes three And we found an inconspicuous town I'd start a business sometime later As a pest exterminator I loved putting rats and cockroaches down "we don't believe your story grandpa you must be joking You gave up your dream to kill rats in Tennessee? I said, "listen to your grandpa kids, old grandpa's not joking The meaning of life is responsibility" Yes, now big eyed grand children straddle my knee And ask if grandpa's only blowing smoke The punch line'll kill ya if you let it What's the matter don't you get? It's the worlds most elaborate joke
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