Reincarnated As A Shark In Safety Harbor, Florida

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It's not safe anymore in Safety Harbor
You would be justified in feeling ill at ease
Just ask the people who inhabit Safety Harbor
And you won't find anyone who agrees

You must be cautious when you visit Safety Harbor
You must fish or swim the waters after dark
Cause there's a young lad laid to rest in Safety Harbor
Who keeps his soul inside the body of a shark

Which is not all unusual, no not the least bit strange
When you die your soul's container has to change
And you must find one which accommodates your homeless spirit best
That's why a shark now swims the water where this young lad's laid to rest

And now the tourists won't return to Safety Harbor
And this impedes the path to economic growth
And you can't earn a decent wage in Safety Harbor
And so the shark must go or else the boy
Or both

Behind closed doors in downtown Safety Harbor
The city council voted to destroy
The shark, thereby reviving Safety Harbor
And it would be easier than digging up the boy

They gathered up the big harpoons and all the swiftest craft
They held their heads in arrogance and laughed
They went to church and prayed that God might let that shark be shot
They tracked it down relentlessly and killed it on the spot

I just vandalized a church in Safety Harbor
Yes, I emptied out my bladder in the pew
And to commemorate my stay in Safety Harbor
I drove downtown and bought myself a shark tattoo

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