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Leave It To Cleaver

Leave It To Cleaver is a rock band from the United States known for their energetic performances and catchy, guitar-driven sound. They have gained a loyal following with their anthemic choruses and relatable lyrics. With a unique blend of classic rock influences and modern sensibilities, Leave It To Cleaver continues to make a mark in the music industry. more »

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Living in a mansion high above in the magical metro-polis
Lives a gnome who has thaumaturgy and really keen fashion sense
He spends his time with water nymphs drinking green eyed kryptonite
To help protect him from envious übermenschs who want him to die

But only exists when people look at him
Hench why he has to buy cloths to have an image
And he's metrosexual but he is not gay
He likes to f*ck elves like you and me

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The metrognome has a job working at the artesian well
He bottles water and sprinkles in high levels of hormone spells
To boost feminine qualities in men all around the land
Fairies, imps, and yes even demons will spread love hand in hand

But the übermenschs have an evil plan in mind
For they cannot stand the thought of this evil paradigm
So a legion of troops was then correlated
In order to storm the gates of the shameless

Mob Goblins
Internet Trolls
Brownie armies with brooms in tow
And all other creatures from the cryptozoo
Gather round for a violent coup
What is this?
It's the elemental rangers
Who touch the tips of their magical vibrators

Fire salamanders
Water nymphs
Wind blowing sylphs
Earth dwelling gnomes
We combine our powers to fight the phobs
Evil will die
F*ck you all

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