Slurp It

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Jacob Crook

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Damn this diet coke is hitting the spot
Can I get another one Scott
Ou ah
If only I hit the jackpot
So I could slurp it like a lab rat
With no worries other than to get caught
Yeah yeah
But I look like a showgirl
Who can do a twirl
And do gymnastics with Bette Midler
No bitch
I'm not in the NHL
Why is your face red like a twizzler
Obviously you're fucking nervous

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee

All I have to say is
Drinking these liquids is getting to my intellect
I wish I had control over myself
But I don't
So stuff me in a shelf
And give me diet sprite
Mm, last time I had this was at night
I'd compare it to a cockfight
Ou ah, that's right
Yeah I said it that's right
Okay give me one more soda
This time let's make it mellow yellow
Not the color the soda silly sir
Damn, it tastes like piss but I like that sometimes
I need to have a bedtime
Because I'd be up for a lifetime if mellow yellow had time
Why does it feel like we have connection
Like this is some spiritual type shit
Ah, I think I feel love
My heart is a drum
This is it
This is what life is about
Sometimes it's so hard to be happy
If only I had a sewer full of soda
Then I could be my own soda machine

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee
Slurp it like a slurpee

Okay let me slurp it like a slurpee
One more time let me slurp it like a slurpee
Oh my gosh it's almost gone

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