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Faithful Johannes

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My dietary requirements
Inspire myths and embarrassment
Scour the reopened charity shops
For fondu sets and salad forks
The uncrowned prince
Of the half-mast trousered
I spout out loud that
The dead had the best clothes
Phones and bed throws
A screwed-up lost note
In left breast pocket
Of blue Burtons' sharp suit
A chip shop order in smudged up biro
Fish suppers, pineapple rings
A final big meal
Inducing a coronary?
Or a jacket outgrown
Thrown in a clothes cull?
I wear your dead husband's shirts
Read the pages you turned
Who can say what it's worth?
Who can say what it's worth?
Reject reject reject reject reject
I'm six shops in, no purchase yet
I'm searching for a glass lemon squeeze
Mega Drive games and jeans with knees
Eighties shirts still pinned and shrink-wrapped
Green polyester-cotton blends
Forgotten, remembered, forgotten again trends
Check the records, check the records, check the records, check the records
Paul Young - Non Parlez
Jim Reeves, Max Bygraves
In Harris tweeds
With fine weaves
Nana Mouskauri
Singing in Mandarin Chinese
I can't handle all of these
The shelves are creaking as it is
I wear your dead husband's shirts
Read the pages you turned
Who can say what it's worth?
Who can say what it's worth?
Lead crystal, thimbles
Extensive spoon collections
Accumulated on coach trips
Reduced to just stuff and bits
Without out the anecdotes
Lost stories, lost threads
Lost connections
I've more ties than Tie Rack
I donate and then I buy back
Got a different jacket for each day in December
Pastel shades of wool and
Knitting patterns though
I don't knit
Yet
And stacks of books I've never read
Commemorative royal plates
I bought for a laugh and now regret
My head hurts
Got up too quick
Skip the used electric toothpick
Check the label, polyester or cashmere
On trend yet austere
I wear your dead husband's shirts
Read the pages you turned
Who can say what it's worth?
Who can say what it's worth?

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