Personal Gyroscopic Charger

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Ben Apps

Ben Apps is an English singer-songwriter with 3 albums released between 2020 and 2023. His influences include The Divine Comedy, Belle & Sebastian, Pulp, They Might be Giants, Half Man Half Biscuit. Well know on the Buckinghamshire open mic circuit he also sings and plays rhythm guitar in 90s tribute band The Landline. more »

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Breaking news the oil wells are pumping cash no more
Solar wind and tidal power could energise the poor
But the money men will intervene and shut them down
There's no use for clean fuel competition in this town

As we walk by electrons fly
Kinetic juice breaking us loose

I invented the personal gyroscopic charger
Gonna save the human race
The personal gyroscopic charger
Now the world's a better place

And tell me what do you think they're gonna make of me when I'm dead?
Do you think they'll ever build a giant monument of my head?
Turning on my gyroscopic charger every time I wake
Generating electricity with every step I take

Looking for new options as demand grows every day
They're drilling in the arctic but it's melting anyway
They'd like to drill on Mars next whose flag will be unfurled
Last night I had a vision that I'm sure will change the world

As we walk by electrons fly
Kinetic juice breaking us loose

I invented the personal gyroscopic charger
I'm gonna save the human race
The personal gyroscopic charger
Now the world's a better place

Turning on my gyroscopic charger every time I wake
Generating electricity with every step I take

It's the year two million no humans have survived
Wiped out by killer drones and robots in disguise
Earth is populated by giant spiders they're from Mars
And they're using ancient NASA rovers for their cars
In their quest for power they devour energy
Drilling down for oil that is made from you and me
But their drill has hit something they investigate what's wrong
It's my gyroscopic charger it's still going strong

After we die arachnids fly
Making the same mistakes we made

They discovered my personal gyroscopic charger
It didn't save the human race
My personal gyroscopic charger
Now the world's a better place

They discovered my personal gyroscopic charger
My personal gyroscopic charger
My personal gyroscopic charger
My personal gyroscopic charger
My personal gyroscopic charger
My personal gyroscopic charger

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