Treeborks: A Space Medley
Quazar Dos
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Ahem Gather round everybody Let me tell you what happened to Schlerb On our way from Earth Oooh, we were stopped By a cop Casey, Dan and Schlerb ere having the time of their lives Sharing their wives Yeah Except for Schlerb Heterophobic space alien Cactus Jack, Biggie Mac and a couple dozen hashy browns Browns Oooh na'er a frown Frown A pair of crusty eyes on my face Schlerb can you take my place You can drive right Oh, of course When I was a kid I drove my tractor round When I was a child I drove my tractor wild Schlerb and his tractor Zoom, zoom, zoom Schlerb and his tractor Zoom, zoom, zoom Schlerb and his tractor Big and green Gotta mow the lawn Schlerb and his tractor Schlerb and his tractor Schlerb and his tractor Zoom, zoom, zoom Schlerb and his tractor Schlerb and his tractor Schlerb and his tractor Zoom, zoom, zoom Schlerb and his tractor Schlerb and his tractor Schlerb and his tractor Big and green Shut up Can you drive Stick Oh No, I don't So we took our friend Schlerb To the only place that he could learn How to turn On the light bulb inside of his head And drive stick instead The Dan Quayle Academy for Quasi-car Anatomy And Interstar Philosophy That's Dealing with Menagerie And How To Fold Your Laundry And Worship of the Nazarene "You all F*ck Boys like Socrates" School Parking Lot Orbiting the biggest thot In the Universe T-H-O-T Step one, kiss your hun' And don't forget to check your mirrors You wouldn't wanna disappear You wouldn't wanna disappear Wouldn't wanna disappear Disappearing peers Diss a Pierce Peers disappearing peers Step two Sing the blues Step three Love me You can be a superstar You can learn to drive a car You can be a superstar Babies Donkeys Donkay Schlonkies Schlerb You can be a superstar You can auto-tune your car You can be a star You can be a superstar You can learn to drive a car You can be a superstar Thank you God You can be a star Star, star, star Gabriel, Anna George, Cheeks John, Aaron Paul, Susan Michelle, Marie Ringo, Willy Elizabeth, Jessica R2D2, Beth Susan-C3PO Darren, Terry Michael What's What's-uh What's his name The Breaking The Breaking Walt Walt Every name Previously named Was maimed By Schlerb And they died Schlerb Screams Schlerb got spot By a rival cop Pulled out his Glock He died Thought police Just war, no peace My favorite film Sky High Kurt Russell Kurt Russell Always rustlin' Dark blue and a Little Big Trouble Schlerb's a cop I'm a cuck What's he got in that Oh it's a gun Blat blat Schlerb don't stop That's right I'm a rival cop Who shot you Thought you knew me Guess we enemies No remedies Get both you motherfuckers on your knees Cause you nominees For sucking these Leah Reminis I'm Schlerb Look at my face I'm perturbed I want you two under the dirt Why, why, why, why, why This is why you motherfucker I'm fucking under cover Bet you thought that I'm your brother But you are in big trouble Frankly Daniel, you're a chubber You fucking killed my lover It hurts What are your injuries, Mike Come on Talk to me I've broken fingers, fractured toes Cracked ribs, infused my own contact lenses To my eyes I don't think he's gonna make it No No What do we do I think you know I think you know It's a dirty job Job It's a dirty job Eat lead Mike Rowe Mike Rowe was my lover And I loved him more than my tractor You know I'm a cop undercover But my job title isn't a factor You've upset everyone on Tumblr You're under arrest There will be justice And though I didn't learn how to drive I've arrived He pulled out his gun and he shot at the sun And he said everyone look at me You're on death row for killing Mike Rowe That is our destiny Life be hell behind the cell
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Written by: Casey Hilliard, Daniel Heidorn
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