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Chase Bridges

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I might lose my dignity
But they digging me
I'm different but I'm close enough
Call me Green Tea
Global warmings killing off all the fish that's in the sea
Toss in my rod
Lost my bait
Man, you're kidding me.
But that's how it go
I'm nomadic so I like to roam
Gotta move into a bank just
To be a loan.
I been working on my self
It's construction zone
The bank came and
Took my house
That's a mobile home.
Warden gave me all my papers and
I'm free to go
Spitting out the liquid when I rap
That's a water flow
If I'm gone at 27, yeah that's just rock and roll
Gangsta with a CWP, legal lock and load
I'm Stallone up in the streets
Call me Rocky Road
Life before Austin Post?
Yea, that's Pre-Malone
Playing ball with Dwayne Johnson
I'm asking "where's The Rock bro?"
My key fob messing up a lot
I'm asking "did it lock tho?"

Double Entendres and Similes
Puns, Punchlines, and Poetry
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Double Entendres and Similes
Puns, Punchlines, and Poetry
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Double Entendres and Similes
Puns, Punchlines, and Poetry
Build the industry
Double Entendres and Similes
Puns, Punchlines, and Poetry
Build the industry

Waldos super selfish cuz he hides but he never seeks
Call me Mr.Rogen cuz I got my start with
Freaks and Geeks
It's not Easter time so I don't wanna
Hear a peep
The words keep falling out of me
Yea I've got a leak
Are my jokes going over your head?
Cuz they're kinda steep
I'm tryna creep into the game
But the floorboards creak
Snake eyes got ya tongue?
Cuz it's hard to speak
Top of that mountain looks great
Can I take a peak?
Buy a scented candle cuz
It hits different senses
Drive a white car but it's mixed
Cuz my windows tinted
My rhymes are straight cracked like a dozen Grade A
I'm a vet for crocodiles
Call me Gatorade
Your friend says this song is kinda lame
Tell that hata hey
Not invited to the wedding
I'm the Groom that's kinda lame
Celebrate surgery in my waist
Call it Hip Hooray

Double Entendres and Similes
Puns, Punchlines, and Poetry
Build the industry
Double Entendres and Similes
Puns, Punchlines, and Poetry
Build the industry

Double Entendres and Similes
Puns, Punchlines, and Poetry
Build the industry
Double Entendres and Similes
Puns, Punchlines, and Poetry
Build the industry

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