Something About A Canoe

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Give me a good canoe
And a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon!
Just a pair of high-tech footwear
Backpack to strictly prepare
Better bet I'll leave no trace
Bring little baggies just in case
Separate food into portions
Make maps of trails and courses

On my honor...

I will do my best...

Excess peers promote confusion
I find solace in seclusion
As I survey natural science
My mind basks in outdoor silence
I take time from family matters
Give time for kin to gather
They respect my decision
To mandate a brief division

Mother nature...

Great outdoors...

The river called
And it was rumblin
And it was thunderin

Rumblin
Thunderin

The distant rapids
And they were howlin
And they were growlin

Growlin
Howlin

That's what I call a vacation
Project my own expectations
Lose all sense of self awareness
Inhibitions become careless
Simple foods become delicious
Tastes adjust to what's nutritious
A nautical mile becomes a breeze
Conquer obstacles with ease

Tally-ho...

Hoot-nanny, hoot-nanny....

Dontcha dare brave this here river
While pouring whisky on your liver
Say hello to my maddog rapids
They'll pound your person until it's flaccid
Better believe I'll leave no trace
Pancake your noggin just in case
Your soggy corpse will feed the fishes
This completes your bleak existence

WA-HA-HA-HA

As you cascade towards contusion
At least your death will be a lesson
Naked apes will be more cautious
Afraid to show their face in our forests
Bullshit you'll leave no trace
Look how many acres you've erased
So off this cliff my tide will send you
It was my pleasure to avenge you

WA-HA-HA-HA

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