Drake Diss Track

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Drake? More like corn flake
You got a sore face
I caught you in the back of a Wendy's flirting with minors now you got a court date
Eenie meenie miney moe catch a tiger by his toe
Roses are red, violets are blue
My booty stinks, how about you?

I caught you robbing the bank of Canada with Margaret Thatcher wearing pink flamingo underpants and a swag chain around your neck
Scorpion? Whatchu talkin about this ain't no Mortal Kombat with your "GET OVER HERE" looking self
The only getting over there will be Millie Bobbie Brown after you groomed her for the 700th time "but officer she was 18 in dog years"
Tell me why I found you using a Pizza Hut delivery car like a taxi and then paying the driver with a Papa Johns gift card

Certified lover boy? More like certified boy lover, your car is made of rubber, your ratings are worse than glover, kissing little girls and boyslike no other, and I had intercourse with your mother OHHMYGODIHADINTERCOURS-

I caught you in 4k brother, amazing brother, your beats are trash just face it brother
Why do older pictures of you look like Baljeet from Phineas and Ferb?
I caught you eating left Twix at 3 am
I took a picture of your grandma with the flash on and I could see her bones through the phone screen
You are the straightest lesbian I have ever seen in my life
I threw a rock at your face and you ate it like a caveman
Tell me how you got brain freeze from a ghost pepper
And then proceeded to do the ice bucket challenge whilst doing a handstand
I caught you on Facebook live flirting with Mark Zuckerberg while eating a Korean Mukbang with Nikocado Avocado

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