You Are Considering Buying a Minivan

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Danger Monkeys

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There are a few things you should know
Before you buy a minivan
From this terrible dealership
Don't trust the fucking salesman
It was almost eighteen months ago
I bought a car from here
A seven seat kia carens
That brought me near to tears
So I sit outside this spot
The car dealership door
Until they called the police
So I can't any more
There are a few things you should know
Before you buy a minivan
You should probably head to the next place over
Avoid this place's salesman
He sells such fucking lemons
I hope that bastard dies
My wife was giving birth
So we took the minivan
It slid out of control, and now we're in the dirt
And we had to walk
There's not any compensation
For all of my lost time
The loss of transportation
It should be a crime
There are a few things you should know
Before you buy a minivan
You should probably head to the next place over
Avoid this place's salesman
He sells such fucking lemons
I hope that bastard dies
He feeds on broken hearts
He feeds on broken dreams
Complicity and theft
Everything in-between
Ihis fucking salesman sucks
He ruined my life
Stole my time
Hope he dies tonight
I hope he dies tonight
I hope he fucking dies
There are a few things you should know
Before you buy a minivan
You should probably head to the next place over
Avoid this place's salesman
I said, there are a few things you should know
Before you buy a minivan
You should probably head to the next place over
Avoid this place's salesman
He sells trash

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